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Badger, you'd better use holy water just to up your chances of success.
...holy water infused with garlic juice
Pelosi's magic botox exoskeleton was designed by a level 12 Warlock so be careful - just getting close to someone like that can cause your skin to blister. With Empress Pelsosi-tine in the legislative branch and Darth Bader Ginsburg in the Judicial Branch, making a run at the throne with a bucket of water could get you exiled from the USA - the last thing you want is to be stuck working the "spice mines" on Kessel during an election year - we need your vote to help keep the democrats evil empire at bay.
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