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**Box** · 01-14-2020, 09:42

Nancy Pelosi is NOT cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs

In fact - go wash your mouth out with soap for disrespecting 'Sonny the Cuckoo Bird'
You should apologize to the entire "Kix" breakfast cereal family for your defamation of Sony and his good name !!!

Let me break it down for you...
KIX is a delicious puffed corn breakfast cereal that has been around since the 1930's - the California Fruitcake didn't curse us with her presence until several years later.

KIX was so successful that it spawned "TRIX" - a fruity and colorful version of KIX - which coincidentally showed up while Darth Pelosi was still a youngling.
Continued success of the brand led to the birth of Sonny and his iconic Cocoa Puffs - the delicious chocolatey version of KIX. Sonny is simply excitable about his chocolate cereal. The rabbit, on the other hand, tends to forget that the TRIX are for kids and yet he repeatedly takes things that aren't his...
...just like the west coast Petunia

It would be much easier and MUCH more appropriate to associate the San Fransisco Scam Queen with the "fruity" cereal (her being from San Fran and all that jazz)...
...Nervous Nancy is in fact a silly rabbit that refuses to accept that trix are for kids but much like her friend Eliesabit War-wren...
...she persists

Come to think of it - She looks a lot like that damn rabbit if you compare the two.

01-14-2020, 09:42	#56
Box Quiet Professional Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 5,747	Nancy Pelosi is NOT cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs In fact - go wash your mouth out with soap for disrespecting 'Sonny the Cuckoo Bird' You should apologize to the entire "Kix" breakfast cereal family for your defamation of Sony and his good name !!! Let me break it down for you... KIX is a delicious puffed corn breakfast cereal that has been around since the 1930's - the California Fruitcake didn't curse us with her presence until several years later. KIX was so successful that it spawned "TRIX" - a fruity and colorful version of KIX - which coincidentally showed up while Darth Pelosi was still a youngling. Continued success of the brand led to the birth of Sonny and his iconic Cocoa Puffs - the delicious chocolatey version of KIX. Sonny is simply excitable about his chocolate cereal. The rabbit, on the other hand, tends to forget that the TRIX are for kids and yet he repeatedly takes things that aren't his... ...just like the west coast Petunia It would be much easier and MUCH more appropriate to associate the San Fransisco Scam Queen with the "fruity" cereal (her being from San Fran and all that jazz)... ...Nervous Nancy is in fact a silly rabbit that refuses to accept that trix are for kids but much like her friend Eliesabit War-wren... ...she persists Come to think of it - She looks a lot like that damn rabbit if you compare the two. __________________ Opinions stated in this post are solely those of the author, and in no way reflect the opinions or policies of The Department of Defense, The United States Army, The Royal Canadian Mounted Police, The Screen Actors Guild, The Boy Scouts, The Good, The Bad, or The Ugly. These opinions are provided purely as overly sarcastic social commentary and are not meant to be used for mission planning or navigation. "*Make sure your own mask is secure before assisting others" -Airplane Safety Briefing Last edited by Box; 01-14-2020 at 09:46.*
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