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Originally Posted by The Reaper
Defoliate half of the affected area by shaving.
Liberally apply military issue Insect Repellent to the other half.
Ignite the bug juice.
Stab the little pests with a bayonet as they attempt to escape to sanctuary.
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Whew!! I am so glad to see some of y'all still have a sense of humor.
The deed being done, you have some good advice. Personally, clear fingernail polish has worked in the past.
The next step is prevention (should have been the first step). Panty hose and flea collars have been effective. We always used the buddy system to check for ticks, chiggers, leeches (yeccchhh) and other critters,
As for military repellent, is it still as it was 30 years ago. If so you won't need a match. One of my men was shot in the leg and he was screaming bloody murder. From the stain on his pants leg and his screaming we thought he took a pretty good shot. I ripped open his pants leg and found a scratch. The round had gone through his insect repellant and mearly scratched his leg.