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You've got to be careful when you start dating older women...
One minute things are great.
Then you start noticing that your best baseball cards are missing.
Then all your green legos disappear.
Before you know it, you're driving her friends all over town on your big wheel.
It never lasts - once she meets a guy with a ten-speed, she kicks you to the curb like a pair of worn-out PF Flyers
...we've all been there my friend. Those green legos are gone forever
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