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I am glad to know that there is actually a purpose for a sand flea, other than biting the crap out of me while standing in formation in PT shorts.
I hope the fish kill them all.
I wonder if you could lure fish by dragging a private in PT gear behind a boat, have him slap his legs, and thereby lead the fish to believe "sand fleas are biting that young Ranger, let's go eat the sand fleas"? Maybe add a squad leader yelling "you can't swat at the position of attention" for some added realism?
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