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ZON - short for Amazon - opposite of a shcuwef
Strong, fit and proficient with pistol, rifle, shotgun, knives, H2H, improv weapons.
Mag reloading technique of Angelina Jolie (Tomb Raider) would be a plus.
SHCUWEF - screaming helpless can't-use-weapons female
Stereotype is the kind written into a lot of movies.
Femme types I know are NOT the stereotype, even my (pacifist, vegetarian) bestist buddy Julia is not, now that she's moved to the city. But the following usage would be appropriate:
Usage: On the range, if I can talk a femme buddy into going shooting with me, if she acts wimpy or demonstrates Barbie-behavior (the Rules are: No Barbie Behavior on the Range!) : "C'monnn, don't be a shcuwef!"
MBF - Micro Bicep Flex
Because it's not a guy bicep, it's a micro-bicep.
But could be intimidating at the right moment, or at least distracting.
IGS - Intimidating Girl-Spit
Because noisy guy-spitting is ick, but sometimes you gotta spit for emphasis.
Accomplished by turning head sideways and saying ::tuh::
Done when proving the shooting instructor incorrect when he says something lame like, "That little short-barreled P7 can't hit that.. [target on adjacent hill]". That's when a glare and a ::tuh:: are needed. Useful so that I don't get flattened from giving him an actual shin kick.
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