Happy Anniversary, Maggie! You, too, ya ol' walrus! Teddy, I don't think you need to handcuff her to the bunk any longer and can let her loose - sounds to me as if she's not planning on going anywhere.
All the best you two!
"By and by there was a little stir on the staircase and in the passageway, and in lounged a tall, loose-jointed figure, of an exaggerated Yankee port and demeanor, whom (as being about the homeliest man I ever saw, yet by no means repulsive or disagreeable) it was impossible not to recognize Uncle Abe."
- A Peaceable Man (Nathaniel Hawthorne), Atlantic Monthly, July 1862.