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zuluzerosix 03-15-2012 17:14

The World's Most Interesting Paratrooper-
 
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Once when asked to produce a box-o-grid squares, he did.

During the JMPI, the Jump Master squats and holds.

At a tribal meeting in Afghanistan, he told a knock-knock joke so convincingly that tribal elders got up and actually answered the door.

He is the World's Most Interesting Paratrooper.

"I don't always start wars, but when I do, I win them...

-Stay Airborne my friends."

lindy 03-15-2012 17:40

Great pic! One of our SOT-As, who is almost as old as that guy, made his 5th jump at Benning today too. Needless to say, that photo was sent throughout the detachment! :D

The Reaper 03-15-2012 18:47

2-505 PIR, if my eyes do not fail me.

TR

1stindoor 03-18-2012 09:32

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Originally Posted by zuluzerosix (Post 440170)
Once when asked to produce a box-o-grid squares, he did.

-Stay Airborne my friends."

He has the keys to the DZ in his pocket.

He can turn off the range fan at will.

Team Sergeant 03-18-2012 09:46

While he doesn't often employ riser grease or canopy lights he knows where to get them...

Destrier 03-18-2012 09:55

Gusting Winds on the DZ Calm, out of respect.

Dusty 03-18-2012 10:02

Chuck Norris asked for his autograph.

Peregrino 03-18-2012 10:41

He had the courtesy to thank the SF ODA that set up his "mustard stain" DZ.

zuluzerosix 03-18-2012 11:03

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Originally Posted by The Reaper (Post 440188)
2-505 PIR, if my eyes do not fail me.

TR



Roger that Sir, H-Minus!


He once called for fire, by simply starting a rumor....

bubba 03-18-2012 11:20

He "Ranger-rolls" his MICH helmet.......

1stindoor 03-18-2012 22:06

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Originally Posted by zuluzerosix (Post 440607)
He once called for fire, by simply starting a rumor....

Damn...that one was funny.

While he doesn't recommend it...he has checked his can of peas.

35NCO 03-19-2012 11:57

A few pulled from the internet (nothing on my part creative here) Changed a few to make them fit.

Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact.

His organ donor card also includes his beard” ~Allen Chavez

For his DLPT he speaks fluent French, in Russian.

His beard alone has experienced more combat than a lesser mans body

His enemy's reload his weapon for him, just for the honor of receiving his fire.

lindy 03-19-2012 12:57

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Originally Posted by 35NCO (Post 440747)
For his DLPT he speaks fluent French, in Russian.

That's a good one! :D

Richard 03-19-2012 13:10

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Originally Posted by Dusty (Post 440599)
Chuck Norris asked for his autograph.

And he wouldn't give it to him because Chuck Norris is a leg! ;)

Richard

Dusty 03-19-2012 13:55

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Originally Posted by Richard (Post 440758)
And he wouldn't give it to him because Chuck Norris is a leg! ;)

Richard

Then he dropped Chuck for twenty.


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