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JJ_BPK 01-30-2018 05:33

Free Pet Turtle??
 
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Anyone looking for a little pet for their kids?
A friend has this baby Gator Snapper turtle.
His wife put her foot down because they have several.

He will include bedding and cage, finger food extra.


:munchin

sfshooter 01-30-2018 20:41

I expect that such will be thrown out of home once it gets up to 25 pounds and bites young attendant on finger and never lets go:D
Until it rains of course, or was that thunder? There used to be a wives tale about that. I used to agitate the larger versions of those as a kid and they would definitely take hold of a stick and not let go.

Requiem 01-31-2018 01:33

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Originally Posted by sfshooter (Post 639368)
Until it rains of course, or was that thunder? There used to be a wives tale about that.

My dad always said it wouldn't let go until thundered. He's an old Missouri boy, so I take that as gospel truth. :D

Country boys. Gotta love 'em.

Susan

cbtengr 01-31-2018 05:30

Coming home from Ft. Campbell on the back roads one day in a Volkswagon bug my buddy and I came across a pretty good sized one in the middle of the road. He wanted to make soup. He had a ball peen hammer and got close enough to kill it and put it in the trunk. He dropped me off and when he got home popped the trunk and much to his surprise found he had only stunned it, that was one P.O.'d turtle. He eventually made that soup.

Badger52 01-31-2018 06:25

Boy, do I feel dumb. I thought this thread was about Mitch McConnell.
:rolleyes:

cbtengr 01-31-2018 06:49

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Originally Posted by Badger52 (Post 639377)
Boy, do I feel dumb. I thought this thread was about Mitch McConnell.
:rolleyes:

LOL ! When I read your comment I thought of General Meade, his men referred to their dowdy looking commander as a “a damned old goggle-eyed snapping turtle,” or “Snapping Turtle” for short.


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