The World's Most Interesting Paratrooper-
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Once when asked to produce a box-o-grid squares, he did.
During the JMPI, the Jump Master squats and holds. At a tribal meeting in Afghanistan, he told a knock-knock joke so convincingly that tribal elders got up and actually answered the door. He is the World's Most Interesting Paratrooper. "I don't always start wars, but when I do, I win them... -Stay Airborne my friends." |
Great pic! One of our SOT-As, who is almost as old as that guy, made his 5th jump at Benning today too. Needless to say, that photo was sent throughout the detachment! :D
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2-505 PIR, if my eyes do not fail me.
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He can turn off the range fan at will. |
While he doesn't often employ riser grease or canopy lights he knows where to get them...
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Gusting Winds on the DZ Calm, out of respect.
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Chuck Norris asked for his autograph.
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He had the courtesy to thank the SF ODA that set up his "mustard stain" DZ.
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Roger that Sir, H-Minus! He once called for fire, by simply starting a rumor.... |
He "Ranger-rolls" his MICH helmet.......
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While he doesn't recommend it...he has checked his can of peas. |
A few pulled from the internet (nothing on my part creative here) Changed a few to make them fit.
Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact. His organ donor card also includes his beard” ~Allen Chavez For his DLPT he speaks fluent French, in Russian. His beard alone has experienced more combat than a lesser mans body His enemy's reload his weapon for him, just for the honor of receiving his fire. |
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