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HOLLiS
02-06-2006, 10:01
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.....................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On Medication.
Feminist................................Fat.Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

Ok, We need one for The Guy's personal ad:.

40ish................................... 59
weightlifter................... Very fat
Athletic..................... fetches his own beer

And..................?
Kyobanim
02-06-2006, 10:14
Athletic..................... fetches his own beer


I think you have a typo there. That should read opens his own beer.
HOLLiS
02-06-2006, 10:34
Ok, We need one for The Guy's personal ad:.

40ish................................... 59
weightlifter................... Very fat
Athletic..................... fetches his own beer

And..................?[/QUOTE]


Ok, that works better
Athletic .............. opens his own beer
Adventurous.............. uses remote to check out other channels
Bravo1-3
02-06-2006, 16:03
Mens Definitions:

Outgoing -- Flatulent

Edited because I r uh bad spellur
The Reaper
02-06-2006, 16:08
Mens Definitions:

Outgoing -- Flagulent

What does "Flagulent" mean?

Is that a real word, or did you mean something else?

TR
Roguish Lawyer
02-06-2006, 16:20
What does "Flagulent" mean?

Is that a real word, or did you mean something else?

TR

I suspect that he meant "flatulent."
Bravo1-3
02-06-2006, 17:21
I suspect that he meant "flatulent."

Indeed