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Roguish Lawyer
01-13-2006, 11:30
I'm going to post a classic movie quote. The next poster needs to post another classic quote from the same film, then one from a different film. This can continue indefinitely.

I'll do the first and second posts to illustrate how this works.

Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Roguish Lawyer
01-13-2006, 11:32
(You have to type some text, not just the quotes, or the Board will think there is no text.)

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

Out here, due process is a bullet.

rubberneck
01-13-2006, 11:44
Nice way to stary this thread.

Brother, this trip is going to make LSD feel like aspirin


I'm you're huckleberry

Air.177
01-13-2006, 11:45
I have Two Guns, One for Each Of you



"How'd you like to kiss my sister's Black cat's Ass?"

The Reaper
01-13-2006, 12:01
Good one, one of my favorites.

"I'll hold 'em here 'til Hell freezes over or you say different."

"A man has got to know his limitations."

Air.177
01-13-2006, 12:05
"People are guilty until proven... I mean... God damn it, you know what I mean!"


"When It's Time to Shoot, Shoot; Don't Talk."

rubberneck
01-13-2006, 12:07
Umm Dirty Harry....


Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot!

Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

The Reaper
01-13-2006, 12:11
Not bad.

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."

"I call that mighty bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."

Roguish Lawyer
01-13-2006, 12:15
A gun'll say a whole lot quick.

Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

Goggles Pizano
01-13-2006, 12:19
Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.


Boy, you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup....but it looks good on you!!!

Roguish Lawyer
01-13-2006, 12:23
Goggles, you need to provide a quote from a different film so the game can continue . . .

Here, I'll do it:

Call me Snake.

Sten
01-13-2006, 12:47
Goggles, you need to provide a quote from a different film so the game can continue . . .

Here, I'll do it:

I heard you were dead.


it is 55 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 a pack of cigarettes, it is dark and we are were sunglasses.

Roguish Lawyer
01-13-2006, 13:10
We're on a mission from God.

Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

The Reaper
01-13-2006, 13:15
it is 55 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 a pack of cigarettes, it is dark and we are were sunglasses.

It was 106 miles to Chicago.

We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.

I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it.

Roguish Lawyer
01-13-2006, 13:19
Better to have it and not need it than it is to need it and not have it.

My friend, you have two ways to leave this establishment; immediately or dead.

The Reaper
01-13-2006, 13:24
Okay, but I like this one better.

I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

I may not be the best Doctor in the world, but I reckon I'm the best one practicing without a license.

Roguish Lawyer
01-13-2006, 13:37
Okay, but I like this one better.

I was expecting someone to come back with this one:

First thing is, that target wasn't shooting back at you. Second, most men at that last second will flinch; I won't.

Sdiver
01-13-2006, 13:59
TR's Doctor w/o a license....

He said he'd double it, if only the Yards would get out of his way and give him a clear field of fire.



We'll be coming in low from the north at 60 feet, well below their radar.

Roguish Lawyer
01-13-2006, 14:11
I can't tell you that. It's classified.



It's good to be the king!

Sdiver
01-13-2006, 14:13
.

You don't put out he don't get out...so it's either Hump or Death


Pardon me sir, but you're begining to bore the Hell outta me

Team Sergeant
01-13-2006, 16:19
OK Sdiver, I'm stumped, where did you get this one?

"Pardon me sir, but you're begining to bore the Hell outta me"

The Reaper
01-13-2006, 16:26
OK Sdiver, I'm stumped, where did you get this one?

"Pardon me sir, but you're begining to bore the Hell outta me"

Heartbreak Ridge?

TR

rubberneck
01-13-2006, 16:55
Heartbreak Ridge?

TR


Yes but it is slightly different in the movie than it was quoted here.

With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me.

Roguish Lawyer
01-13-2006, 17:16
Sergeant, get that contraband stogie out of my face before I shove it so far up your ass that you'll have to stick a match up your nose to light it!

Sorry don't get it done, Dude.

Team Sergeant
01-13-2006, 17:20
Hey, sheriff, you forgot your pants.





Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least for a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

kgoerz
01-13-2006, 17:20
"you two are an accident looking for a place to happen"

"You must be twins no one person can be that fucked up"

Sdiver
01-13-2006, 18:32
Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least for a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

"The Lord assures me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure You're F**ked......Bawhawhahwhahwhahahahaha."


"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ???"





(yes my last one came from Heartbreak Ridge)

Sten
01-13-2006, 19:08
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Time to cut the cake

ours go to 11

Airbornelawyer
01-13-2006, 19:36
"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf!"

"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."

ghuinness
01-13-2006, 20:12
"The rules are... there ain't no rules!"

"Houston, we have a problem"

aricbcool
01-13-2006, 20:42
...

We just put Sir Isaac Newton in the driver's seat.

I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary.

Sten
01-13-2006, 21:14
besides two chicks at once.

find them and destroy them.

Sdiver
01-13-2006, 21:18
,
You take the Blue pill and you stay here in Wonderland. You take the Red pill and you see just how far the rabbit hole will go.


God Bless Field Marshall Montgomery.

aricbcool
01-13-2006, 21:23
Bridge too Far. I love that movie!

Hancock. I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven't arrived. My communications are completely broken down. Do you really believe any of that can be helped by a cup of tea?

Couldn't hurt, sir.


Oh, great. You get the girl, I get the coroner.

Spartan359
01-13-2006, 21:33
I see your L.A confidential Aricbcool, and raise you one.

Our justice must be swift and merciless.

I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And, Jack left town.

aricbcool
01-13-2006, 21:36
Must... Not... Google... Aargh. Gimme a sec. :D

edit to add:

Collateral?

Spartan359
01-13-2006, 21:42
Collateral?

Nope try again! :D

aricbcool
01-13-2006, 21:52
Alright, how about this?

Hail to the king, baby.

Nothing more foolish than a man chasing his hat.

:D

Spartan359
01-13-2006, 22:10
HAHA how long did it take you to find that quote Aricbcool?

Maybe that’s why I like you Tom: I never met anyone made bein’ a son of a bitch such a point of pride.

I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes! :D

Sdiver
01-13-2006, 22:15
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It's my industrial strength hair dryer and I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT !!!




There Wolf....There Castle

Spartan359
01-13-2006, 22:21
Would you mind telling me, who's brain I did put in?

I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

Heh can you guys tell I'm bored?

aricbcool
01-13-2006, 22:23
HAHA how long did it take you to find that quote Aricbcool?

:D

Which one? I have to admit I googled for the Army of Darkness one you posted. It was to the point where it was either google it or suffer an aneurysm. :D

I just watched Miller's Crossing for the first time this weekend. I love the part where Leo fires the Tommy gun to the tune of O Danny Boy. Great scene!

--Aric

Sdiver
01-13-2006, 22:24
.

The Holy hand grenade of Antioch, it's one of the relics Brother Maynard carries.

Some Mother F**kers are always trying to ice skate up hill.

aricbcool
01-13-2006, 22:26
Heh can you guys tell I'm bored?

You and me both. Posting quotes between Financial Analysis homework problems...

--Aric

Ok, back to the game.

--twang-- Message for you sir.

End of line.

Ack, too slow!

Sdiver
01-13-2006, 22:33
"End of Line"

You're just a Yes / No bit.

:D :lifter

Spartan359
01-13-2006, 22:34
Acknowledged, Master Control...

Joey, you like movies about gladiators?

:D

ARGH....you beat me to it Sdiver.

Sdiver
01-13-2006, 22:36
Surely, you must be joking.


Only after you eat the peanuts out of my Shit !!!



BTW.....how about the "ice skating up hill" line ???:munchin

Spartan359
01-13-2006, 22:41
Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket

I'm sorry to say that the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself--run by a bunch of robed sissies

"Ice skating up hill"=Blade :lifter

Sdiver
01-13-2006, 22:47
Tonight we shall go to dinner, at Taco Bell


What the Hell is that ???
It's a Spider, man.


Let's see if ya can get that one.

Here's a hint.......I worked on it. :D

Spartan359
01-13-2006, 22:57
I have you know I was pulling hair trying to find your damn quote! Eight Legged Freaks. I looked at any and every movie involving spiders.

Thanks for the flash back. I really didn't deserve that!

No fucking shit lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

aricbcool
01-13-2006, 23:03
Die Hard. Nice one.

Welcome to the party, pal.

(music in the background) Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you.

Sdiver
01-13-2006, 23:05
You googled....cheater. Although I'll give it to ya. It was kinda hard unless you've seen it several times.

Yip-pie-Ki-Yea Mother F**ker


One of us smells like a tart's Handkerchief, and I think it's me.


Damn....now I'm slow.

Spartan359
01-13-2006, 23:12
(music in the background) Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you.
Reservoir Dogs I'm guessing?
If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next.

Sdiver:
Bond, James Bond

Yeah, sure, all dressed up and no one to blow.

aricbcool
01-13-2006, 23:16
You googled....cheater. Although I'll give it to ya. It was kinda hard unless you've seen it several times.


Not this one. I've seen it way too many times. It's where he dials 911 on the roof. :lifter

Reservoir Dogs I'm guessing?

Yep. I can't hear that song without thinking about the movie.

--Aric

Sdiver
01-13-2006, 23:27
No One to Blow...

You're not trying to draw psycho pay, you really are crazy.


There's no fighting in the war room.

Spartan359
01-13-2006, 23:33
Ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?

I expect and demand your very best. Anything less, you should have joined the Air Force.

:D

Bravo1-3
01-13-2006, 23:34
Dr. Strangelove:

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

And

Manolo, shoot that piece of shit!

Spartan359
01-13-2006, 23:36
Scarface:
Say hello to my little friend.

Negative, I am a meat popsicle

Bravo1-3
01-13-2006, 23:39
Crimson Tide:
Short of the outbreak of World War Three, the ship sinking... being attacked by a giant octopus, I'd like to be undisturbed for the next thirty minutes.

And


People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden

Spartan359
01-13-2006, 23:42
Fight Club
Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem

Did you see the size of that gun he fired at us? It was bigger than him.

Bravo1-3
01-13-2006, 23:44
5th Element
Anybody else want to negotiate?

And

It shoots through schools

cerebus the dog
01-13-2006, 23:45
Jonny Dangerously

"Its a puppy"




"Hold until relieved...."

Sdiver
01-13-2006, 23:48
The Longest Day.

North by east....North by East....St. Mar Eglise is that way.


Can I have some more Turkish Delight ??

Spartan359
01-13-2006, 23:49
5th Element

HAHA negative.

cerebus the dog
01-13-2006, 23:51
"THE LONGEST YARD"???? hahahah

The Chronicles of Narnia

"Its not what I will do, but what I am doing"



"Hey FUCK SUCK get off the fucking car"

cerebus the dog
01-13-2006, 23:53
Spartan 359 it was from Pulp Fiction from when they were in the APT and had the Kahuna Burger

Spartan359
01-13-2006, 23:56
Spartan 359 it was from Pulp Fiction from when they were in the APT and had the Kahuna Burger

Correct. But it's not from the 5th Element. ;)

The Reaper
01-13-2006, 23:58
You guys should get a room.

And a life in the real world.:D

TR

cerebus the dog
01-13-2006, 23:59
HAHAHAHAH tooooo true...........what else are we going to do????

The Reaper
01-14-2006, 00:00
HAHAHAHAH tooooo true...........what else are we going to do????

Friday night, a date maybe?

With a woman I mean. A real one.

TR

Bravo1-3
01-14-2006, 00:03
Correct. But it's not from the 5th Element. ;)

I beg to differ... I was dumbstruck (DUMBSTRUCK I TELL YOU!) So I IMDB'd it to make sure I wasn't going crazy: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119116/quotes

cerebus the dog
01-14-2006, 00:08
TR,
You are quite correct. The only problem for me is that it is Sat morning here and all the bars are closed............and I have no life

Spartan359
01-14-2006, 00:15
You guys should get a room.

And a life in the real world.:D

TR


Oh har har TR. My dates out of town. SO...what are you doing up so late? :D

aricbcool
01-14-2006, 00:18
Friday night, a date maybe?

With a woman I mean. A real one.

TR

Getting off work in 40 min.

The woman's at home.

I'm going to be hitting the bars real soon. :lifter :D

--Aric

Bravo1-3
01-14-2006, 00:51
LIARS! THE LOT OF YA! :D

I'm a movie buff, and anything resembling a life on my part is stricktly coincidental... actually 2100 and after is when the house actually gets quiet and I can actually stop, sit and read or watch a movie.

Bravo1-3
01-14-2006, 03:08
OK, so we run with Pulp Fiction.

I think you heard me just fine, punchy.

And

What if it was just one guy with six guns?

Sdiver
01-14-2006, 08:37
Boondock Saints

Oh F**K YOU. I'm not the rope totin', Charlie Bronson wannabe getting us f**king lost.


Where does mommy keep the extra diapers ?

The Reaper
01-14-2006, 10:23
Oh har har TR. My dates out of town. SO...what are you doing up so late? :D

I'm married, and was the only one in the house still awake.

BTW, I'm not still playing the game at 0100, hero.

And since you asked,

220... 221, whatever it takes.

and I can't believe that you guys forgot,

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


TR

Sdiver
01-14-2006, 11:45
More Pulp Fiction

Zed is dead Babe....Zed is dead.



I never knew how empty was my soul, untill it was filled.

aricbcool
01-14-2006, 11:54
Now, once more, I must ride with my knights to defend what was, and the dream of what could be.


Beautiful morning Sergeant Major!
What are you a fucking weatherman now?

:D

Goggles Pizano
01-14-2006, 12:14
"I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized he'd led his men into a slaughter? Sir, Custer was a pussy...you aint."



"you look like somebody spit in your socks."

aricbcool
01-14-2006, 12:24
"I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized he'd led his men into a slaughter? Sir, Custer was a pussy...you aint."


Sam Elliot had all the best lines in that didn't he. I had forgotten about that one. lol :D

--Aric

Ammodawg
01-17-2006, 03:31
Quote:
It's my industrial strength hair dryer and I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT !!!






Quote:
There Wolf....There Castle
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"Weve been...JAMMED!!"

"Abby something...Abby Normal"

jon448
01-17-2006, 07:58
"Oh my God. Woof. "

"We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble. "

Air.177
01-17-2006, 08:56
"Eegon, Your Mucus"

"Hell I'd kill a man in a fair fight, or if I thought he was gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm getting paid; Mostly when I'm getting paid."

jon448
01-17-2006, 12:45
"This is your Captain speaking, we may experience some turbulance, and then explode. "

No, no, it's all right, he's just killing my alligator bags and shooting holes in my suits. Man, that's just MEAN. That's MEAN, man. "

JRV3
01-17-2006, 14:17
"We went for breakfast... in Canada. We made a deal; if she'd stop hookin', I'd stop shooting people.... Maybe we were aiming high."



"I've fallen for you like a blind roofer."