Best Quote of 2005

[Roguish Lawyer]

Please vote for the best quote of 2005. The nominees are:

1. Just sign the damn thing and trust them.

E1, E3 - you'll still be scrubbing conexes with steel wire brushes and cleaning grease traps with toothbrushes. You'll still piss yer pants everytime the CSM is within 100 meters of you. LOL


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=85491#post85491


2. Probably not. I am sure that Stockholm Syndrome kicked in by the end of the first hour, and they rattled on about whips, nail polish, flower arrangements, and big injection molding machinery.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3917&page=72&pp=15


3. What did they do, borrow Harsey's DeLorean ???

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=86519#post86519


4. For the combatant it makes little difference what you call it because when someone has a pistol jammed up your nostril and is about to blow your brains out it all becomes a matter of symantics used by politicos to get military folk to do what they want done but are unwilling to do for themselves.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=86661&postcount=19


5. Your current left coast gastrointestinal intake of bean sprouts, tofu and glazed seaweed have mutated your taste buds to an all but useless state. "Crab fries not that great" indeed sir ! At another time and date, with a certain other member of said forum in town for a Flyers game, you sir would have been given several hours chained to a Frank Rizzo statue at the bottom of the Delaware River to contemplate your venomous remarks.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=87636#post87636


6. twelve knives are cheaper than twelve wives...probably cheaper than one wife...last time i was scouting elk before hunting season, i had to admire their (the bulls) ethic...hang around with the boys for 10 1/2 months...spend two weeks or so rubbing the velvet off your antlers, fight with the boys, play with the girls, make a bunch of kids you don't have to support and when it's over, if you don't wind up with head above the mantle and the rest of you in a freezer, there's no hard feelings among the boys and you can do it again...providing you aren't a meal for wolves or mountain lions, or don't wind up as a hood ornament on a Lexus...

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=87699#post87699


7. Oh, Miss Guided, is your latest avatar a picture from your most recent pajama party/try-and-act-tough-to-fool-ourselves get together? :rolleyes:

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7964&page=2&pp=15


8. Don't worry about SF for now. The war will still be going when you're 20. And if not, we'll start another one for you.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=92839#post92839


9. Today is also my father's birthday. Although he won't see it here and we already talked, I would like to take this opportunity to wish him a Happy Birthday as well.

Happy Birthday.





Leg.


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=95530#post95530


10. Blinding Flash of the Obvious

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Today was one of those rare days when I venture forth from the forest and go into what passes as civilization up here. On my way down Interstate 89, carefully avoiding the other five cars that I saw on my 35 mile trip, I was musing about this 72 virgin crap and trying to do the math. I mean just how many virgins do you actually need in paradise to take care of all these suicide bombers? Then it hit me as I passed the road sign indicating a "Bear Crossing". Trying to clear the image of a genuflecting bear making the sign of the cross with a jagged old furry paw, I realized you only need to have 72 virgins! Why you might ask? It is simple, these suicide bombers have all blown thier nuts off. And that was my revelation for the day as I wound my way thru the snow covered Great Northern Forest.

Jack Moroney-solver of great Islamic riddles & myths.


http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=104791#post104791

[Roguish Lawyer]

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[Roguish Lawyer]

This poll closes in a few days. Please vote.

I am interpreting the lack of voting as a lack of interest, so there will be no Best of 2006 threads absent a contrary indication.

[Roguish Lawyer]

Not enough votes or interest to declare a winner. Plus NDD can't keep winning everything.

I won't be doing this again next year. If someone else wants to do it, knock yourself out.

[Sweetbriar]

Aw, heck, RL, don't be so cranky. It's only the first week after the holidays and some of us are still off our feed. (Our regular PS.com feed, that is.)