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Aequitas
12-23-2005, 15:12
The Naval Academy has sunk to a new low...but maybe it will increase the number of recruits now that kids will think this is really what it's like to go there. The fellow Woo Poo'ers will have a good laugh at this...I'm still rolling.
http://touchstone.movies.go.com/index.html?dlink=annapolis
Sully :munchin
Let's see....
Movie about the Navy......check
Dark haired, actor with an attitude......check.
Black Man playing Marine Drill Instructor.....check
Actor with attitude falling for female lead, that causes problems......check
Yep.....Officer and a Gentleman Part Dux
The Reaper
12-23-2005, 16:18
Is it time for a Navy joke?:munchin
TR
Is it time for a Navy joke?:munchin
TR
Let it rip potato chip.
Doc
Kyobanim
12-23-2005, 16:53
Is it time for a Navy joke?:munchin
TR
This looks like a good place for one. :munchin
The Reaper
12-23-2005, 17:05
You squids have exceeded my ability to restrain my humor.:D
Note: This is being posted by request, we respect our brothers in blue, do not see this as an open opportunity to Navy bash.
TR
The Royal Wedding Night
Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on.
That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling. Please remove my shoes. My feet are killing me!"
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla. "Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!" "Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.
Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!" In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin!" Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!"
At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
Peregrino
12-23-2005, 17:42
ROTFLMMFAO!
Five Stars, thanks TR. If I can beat the usual posters, I'll be the hit of the SF-List. It was very good.
The SP5IC sends greetings & good wishes everyone; please have a very Merry Christmas...and a Happy Hanukkah.
God Bless America.
Mark Atchison
Spartan359
12-23-2005, 21:30
You squids have exceeded my ability to restrain my humor.:D
Note: This is being posted by request, we respect our brothers in blue, do not see this as an open opportunity to Navy bash.
TR
ROTFLMAO You wouldn't happen to have any more would you? :D
Aequitas
12-23-2005, 22:25
ROTFLMAO You wouldn't happen to have any more would you? :D
I have one, well more of a video really :D :munchin
Just some background on this real quick:
These were cadets at west point (yes, good friends of mine) that were in this video for the "spirit" videos made each year for the Army/Navy game. If you've attended the game, they play the videos during TV timeouts and halftime...Several were made, but this is one of the funnier ones. At centerstall.com you can see other videos made like barracks linebacker or joe first captain which are spoofs off of the office linebacker and joe millionare.
Go here and enjoy --> http://www.centerstall.com/navyvid.html
go army, beat navy...hopefully :(
Oh and just so we're not just picking on navy here are a couple of funny army jokes too:
Q: Do you know why the Army football team should change its name to the "Opposums"?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a West Point Cadet?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: How come the Army football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "W's" together
Spartan359
12-23-2005, 23:42
Go here and enjoy --> http://www.centerstall.com/navyvid.html
ROTFL That is so wrong on so many levels. :D
Q: How come DEMOCRATS don't have a website?
A: They can't string three "W's" together
My bad. I got a bit political. Sorry.
RICE 2008!
Brother Rat
12-24-2005, 22:44
You squids have exceeded my ability to restrain my humor.:D
Note: This is being posted by request, we respect our brothers in blue, do not see this as an open opportunity to Navy bash.
TR
The Royal Wedding Night
Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on.
That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling. Please remove my shoes. My feet are killing me!"
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla. "Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!" "Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.
Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!" In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin!" Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!"
At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
Good one sir! You know what they say: "It's not gay if it's underway!"
I cannot berate the Navy. We all stand tall because we stand together. Dad was USN 1937 -57. The media.............................. F^^^^^ them
Spartan359
12-24-2005, 23:50
Good one sir! You know what they say: "It's not gay if it's underway!"
Negative. :D
The Naval Academy has sunk to a new low...but maybe it will increase the number of recruits now that kids will think this is really what it's like to go there.
Is Top Gun no longer getting it done? IIRC USNA applications spiked after that movie came out.
From what the mids used to tell me James Webb's A Sense of Honor was a better depiction of life at the academy. I never went there so I wouldn't know, but it was a good book.
TR, LMAO!
BrendanR
01-16-2006, 22:33
Whats the difference between a pig and a Navy Seal????
A pig won't stay up all night trying to screw another pig..
The Naval Academy has sunk to a new low...but maybe it will increase the number of recruits now that kids will think this is really what it's like to go there. The fellow Woo Poo'ers will have a good laugh at this...I'm still rolling.
http://touchstone.movies.go.com/index.html?dlink=annapolis
Sully :munchinummm...I wasn't going to say anything, but I hope you all aren't under the impression that the USNA actually supports this movie...
...back to the jokes...;)
You're absolutely right, lrd--there wasn't one scene in the trailer depicting the sheer volume of man-love that undoubtedly occurs there. :D
Ammodawg
01-18-2006, 00:07
You're absolutely right, lrd--there wasn't one scene in the trailer depicting the sheer volume of man-love that undoubtedly occurs there. :D
LOL :D
You're absolutely right, lrd--there wasn't one scene in the trailer depicting the sheer volume of man-love that undoubtedly occurs there. :D
Oh my...
You're absolutely right, lrd--there wasn't one scene in the trailer depicting the sheer volume of man-love that undoubtedly occurs there. :D
I knew I should have just kept my mouth shut! LOLOL
Hey, what about the Annapolis wimmen? I asked my Dad (Annapolis alum) if he was planning on seeing it and got a "you gotta be kidding" reply.
The Reaper
01-18-2006, 19:29
Coming to theaters near you:
"Buggery and the Lash, a History of the Navy".
TR
Hey, what about the Annapolis wimmen?
They're all handcuffed to the urinals. :D
So the women's bathrooms at Annapolis have urinals. Hmmmmm.
VelociMorte
01-19-2006, 11:43
Sailor Joke
An old sea captain was sitting on a bench near the wharf when a young man walked up and sat down. The young man had spiked hair and each spike was a different color.... green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
After a while the young man noticed that the captain was staring at him. "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?
The old captain replied, "Got drunk once and married a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son!"
Goggles Pizano
01-19-2006, 12:10
So the women's bathrooms at Annapolis have urinals. Hmmmmm.
Bwwaaaahhhaaa!! :D
What can you expect from the Navy, After all the Mens department of the Navy is the Marine Corps.
, After all the Mens department of the Navy is the Marine Corps.
I used that line the other day, to the joy of the Marines I was with...and the dismay of the two Sailors. :D
So the women's bathrooms at Annapolis have urinals. Hmmmmm.
Yep.....
Here's someone who uses it every time "she's" there.
They're all handcuffed to the urinals. :D
LOL, nice reference. I had already left Annapolis for College Park at the time, but I do remember the story.
This woman told the Baltimore Sun, in reports published the next day, that she had participated in the hazing of females and that before the 1989 Army-Navy football game, she had "helped to strip, tar and feather a West Point cadet." She also said that female midshipmen were involved in handcuffing Dreyer to the urinal. Another female middie told the picketers, "There is no way you have of knowing the truth....you don't know what the norm is....you are doing a lot of damage." A third academy woman, possibly referring to the Annapolis newspaper's banner headline ("Tormented female mid resigns") and subhead ("Woman handcuffed to toilet, taunted"), told the demonstrators that misunderstandings fueled by "yellow journalism" were "hurting a lot of good people here."
Defense: Recovering From a Tailspin
Distorting the facts about the sexes in uniform.
By Jack Kammer
http://reason.com/9401/col.kammer.shtml
Spartan359
01-19-2006, 14:09
Navy jokes huh? :D
A sailor in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, ''Wanna hear a MARINE joke?''
The guy next to him replies, ''Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a MARINE. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'' tall, weighs 225, and he's a MARINE. The fella next to him is 6'5'' tall, weighs 250, and he's also a MARINE. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?''
The sailor says, ''Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times.'' :lifter
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This Marine, all messed up from Vietnam, went to the hospital to get checked. Because of the war, his brain was all scewed up, and all he could say was the words to the Marines hymn.
So the doctor asked his name, he replied, "From the halls of montezuma..."
The doctor decided to remove part of his brain, thinking that would cure it. When the doctor did this, the Marine still said "From the halls of montezuma..."
The doctor figured he did not remove enough of the brain. So after removing some more, the marine still only said those words.
The doctor, now getting frustrated, decided to take the rest of the brain out. Now the Marine, with no brain, stood up and started singing, "Be all that you can be..." :p
Razor you have a hell of a memory.
Hilary pissing in a urinal is not unusual in AR. Years ago before Bill was governor they armwrestled to see who could stand up to take a leak. After Bill's arm was set he signed the agreement. As you can see she tends to forget to pull up her skirt from time to time.
Navy jokes huh? :D
A sailor in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, ''Wanna hear a MARINE joke?''
The guy next to him replies, ''Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a MARINE. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'' tall, weighs 225, and he's a MARINE. The fella next to him is 6'5'' tall, weighs 250, and he's also a MARINE. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?''
The sailor says, ''Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times.'' :lifter
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This Marine, all messed up from Vietnam, went to the hospital to get checked. Because of the war, his brain was all scewed up, and all he could say was the words to the Marines hymn.
So the doctor asked his name, he replied, "From the halls of montezuma..."
The doctor decided to remove part of his brain, thinking that would cure it. When the doctor did this, the Marine still said "From the halls of montezuma..."
The doctor figured he did not remove enough of the brain. So after removing some more, the marine still only said those words.
The doctor, now getting frustrated, decided to take the rest of the brain out. Now the Marine, with no brain, stood up and started singing, "Be all that you can be..." :p
I have the upmost respect for the individual Marine. I have a problem with the Crotch. When Long Vei was overrun by TANKS, the Marines refused to lend assistance. After the battle, the SF and their troops were denied entrance to Khe Sanh. The SF and their strikers tried to walk to safety. USMC LTC Noles , Knowles or shit for brains refused to let what was left of the A-Team and their troops in the compound. BTW no Marines went to aid their comrades at Long Vei. SFC Ashley (KIA) was awarded the Medal of Honor for his heroism that night. Fighting against tanks, LAWs bouncing off NVA armor.