REMFlt
12-15-2005, 13:44
This is from a conversation overheard at a rodeo.
A man takes his girlfriend from the city home for the holidays to his parent’s farm. When it comes time to do the chores, she offers to help out the men, figuring she’s a modern woman who can do everything just as well. As the day goes on she complains about her chapped lips. The mans father says “just rub some of that manure on you lips, it’ll clear it right up.” The girlfriend says “oh, so it helps moisturize your lips.” The father responds “Naw, but it’ll keep you from lickin em.”
A man takes his girlfriend from the city home for the holidays to his parent’s farm. When it comes time to do the chores, she offers to help out the men, figuring she’s a modern woman who can do everything just as well. As the day goes on she complains about her chapped lips. The mans father says “just rub some of that manure on you lips, it’ll clear it right up.” The girlfriend says “oh, so it helps moisturize your lips.” The father responds “Naw, but it’ll keep you from lickin em.”