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Roguish Lawyer
11-23-2005, 17:30
True story:

Each kid in my 5-year-old's preschool class is asked to come up with a recipe. The teacher writes each recipe on a card and put them all up on the wall outside the kids' classroom.

My son's best friend's recipe:

"First you kill the chicken . . ."

LMAO

The Reaper
11-23-2005, 17:32
Clearly SF material.:D

Did he show how to hypnotize the chicken as well?

TR

Sdiver
11-23-2005, 17:37
If I knew that Ted Nugent didn't live in Michigan, I'd swear it sounds like one of his kids.....

"You got to Kill it, before you can Grill it."

Roguish Lawyer
11-23-2005, 17:47
If I knew that Ted Nugent didn't live in Michigan, I'd swear it sounds like one of his kids.....

"You got to Kill it, before you can Grill it."

His father is a hard-core Republican and gun owner who enjoys tormenting liberal parents at the school. We've done some fishing together and are supposed to go shark fishing soon . . .

Razor
11-23-2005, 23:49
Oh, the irony! :D

lksteve
11-24-2005, 10:39
We've done some fishing together and are supposed to go shark fishing soon . . .cannibal...:eek:

Roguish Lawyer
11-24-2005, 23:04
cannibal...:eek:

Surely you can think of something that would actually bother me . . . :D

JMI
11-24-2005, 23:10
cannibal...:eek:
LOL. :D

lksteve
11-25-2005, 17:51
Surely you can think of something that would actually bother me . . . not really...i am assured, that in the sense of true sportsmanship, that you will use a Uwharrie Dry Fly (dynamite)...;)