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A couple had been debating the purchase of a new vehicle for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Services are pending.
Kyobanim
07-25-2007, 13:08
Bob was in trouble. He forgot Valentines Day.
His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing ever since......
Matta mile
07-25-2007, 17:05
That was very funny, Ill be pasing that one along for sure.
Thanks
Dangies, I have been trying to compose myself after reading that one..
Great.
Radar Rider
07-25-2007, 17:35
It IS fast, though. :D
Dominus_Potior
07-26-2007, 05:03
That's hilarious. I'm sending this out to the whole BDE.
Rob
Roguish Lawyer
08-22-2007, 17:37
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning, Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him. :D
The Reaper
08-22-2007, 17:40
Were the previous two times Gypsy and Kyo told that joke not enough for you, Counselor?
So good he told it thrice.:D
TR
Roguish Lawyer
08-22-2007, 17:46
Were the previous two times Gypsy and Kyo told that joke not enough for you, Counselor?
So good he told it thrice.:D
TR
Doh!
OK, merged to make an example out of two moderators who seem not to know where the search button is.
At least Kyo posted his thread a couple of years after the joke was first posted. A few weeks later is pretty piss poor . . . :o
Kyobanim
08-22-2007, 17:52
Doh!
OK, merged to make an example out of two moderators who seem not to know where the search button is.
At least Kyo posted his thread a couple of years after the joke was first posted. A few weeks later is pretty piss poor . . . :o
At least I can use the age excuse. :cool: