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SP5IC
08-11-2005, 16:03
Lads & Lassies,

Be patient with me...I almost ran off the road when I heard this:

Mohammed El Guitar was arrested in Portland today. He was charged with attempting to organize a terrorist training camp near the capitol city. He had recruited an unusually large numbers of "Portlandese." He promised that when they died, they'd have...72 trees to hug.

I can't help it, I fell out of a deuce & a half in training group.

Bravo1-3
08-11-2005, 16:11
Too funny! :lifter

Bill Harsey
08-11-2005, 17:01
Lads & Lassies,

Be patient with me...I almost ran off the road when I heard this:

Mohammed El Guitar was arrested in Portland today. He was charged with attempting to organize a terrorist training camp near the capitol city. He had recruited an unusually large numbers of "Portlandese." He promised that when they died, they'd have...72 trees to hug.

I can't help it, I fell out of a deuce & a half in training group.

Your correct, Virgin timber was promised.

HOLLiS
08-11-2005, 17:19
LOLOLOL

Roguish Lawyer
08-11-2005, 17:26
Your correct, Virgin timber was promised.

Typical logger. I would imagine that the tree huggers would be horrified by that remark -- it's like promising an animal rights freak "meat" instead of animals. LOL

HOLLiS
08-11-2005, 18:19
Typical logger. I would imagine that the tree huggers would be horrified by that remark -- it's like promising an animal rights freak "meat" instead of animals. LOL

Doesn't PETA mean, People Eating Tasty Animals?