Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to

[HOLLiS]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide. Let's see now…

No beer
No booze
No bars
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No basketball
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No hooters
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
Rags for clothes and towels for hats
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are
no doctors
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower
No chocolate chip cookies
No Christmas
You can't shave
Your wife can't shave
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
camel dung
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times
Your bride is picked by someone else
She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

Oh Yes did I mention the SAND!!!

[The Reaper]

Yeah, and you look like these two, Asswad and the Shoe Bomber.

No possibility of parole, or any love but Bubba's till the afterlife.

TR

[HOLLiS]

Yeah, and you look like these two, Asswad and the Shoe Bomber.

No possibility of parole, or any love but Bubba's till the afterlife.

TR


TR,

That is probably why muslimah is sooooo willing to have their kids become saheeds. As one muslimah said to another when discussing their children, "Kids these day blow up so quickly"