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Kyobanim
08-09-2005, 20:00
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Carbine
08-09-2005, 20:10
I'm sitting here in the MP station working going on 12hrs, and that made me laugh!!!


Carbine

Gypsy
08-09-2005, 20:10
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

LOL!

He should have gotten the blanket first...