Roguish Lawyer
07-18-2005, 16:17
Here are the finalists. Please vote. I think the public nature of the semifinal polls discouraged some from voting, so this will be a secret ballot. You may vote for as many or as few as you would like. Winner gets a prize.
1.Hey, how did that big European War gig you were working on for the past 50 years turn out?
Did you kill them in the Fulda like you planned?
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=67855&postcount=6
2.
Jack Moroney-bring me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses and I will organize, train, and lead them against you
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6517
3.I cannot remember all the bones I've broken. I can remember how many times I've been burnt so bad I had to stay in the hospital for a week, or the few times I've been operated on by military doctors.
How do I deal with pain management?
I think about all those that didn’t make it back.
And the pain eases.
I think about those who did return but have lost arms and legs.
And my pain shrinks.
I think about all those kids that are missing fathers and the pain they deal with daily.
My pain all but abates.
I think no matter how bad I feel I’d do it all over again, in a New York minute, and I would.
And of course there’s Motrin for the real shitty days…
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6518
4.I'd have to see the whole program to be fair, but I don't really care for it. It's too complicated, especially for level one. Too much, "Do this, and then do this, then move this leg here, then slide..." See what I mean?
I like, "Stop his foot! Gouge his eye! Hit him in the face with entrenching tool! Bronco stomp his head! Move out and draw fire!"
Plus my goal is not to end up sitting on top of him, my goal is to end up standing in a puddle of what was him.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=77640&postcount=12
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6872
5.Originally Posted by Jo Sul
We don't need keys, we have explosives.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5089&page=3&pp=15
6.HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!
AL, I will accept your corrections of my grammar. I will even accept your corrrections of my German. I will gladly admit that you generally maintain the upper hand in every discussion in which I have seen you participate. You are no doubt a brilliant attorney and a fine officer. You may even be better looking than I am.
BUT YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! If there is not a rule on blasphemey and heresy on this forum, there should be. I will now research the Admin handbook to determine with which high crimes I may formally charge you before the TS and the other Admins and the High Court of SOG.
Be expecting my Writ of SFus Corpus post haste and forthwith.
BamBam will quite obviously be a witness for the prosecution and a member of the jury.
It's an OUTRAGE! An OUTRAGE Yer Honor!
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=58234
7.... Of course to call anyone from CNN and some of the other media outlets journalists is like calling Jeffery Dahlmer a gourmet.
Jack Moroney
[link not provided by nominator -- Saca, go do push-ups]
8.Jesus, haven't even started yet and want to know how many times you can fail?
ONE! ONE! You get one chance and if you fook it up, we kill you and bury your worthless body in the grease pit behind the messhall. If you have a puppy, we kill it too.
Now go do PT.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=62988
9.Well, if he was full-blooded, he would sail a longboat up the Euphrates, hunt them down, kill them, enslave their families, pillage, and then burn their villages to the ground.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com...read.php?t=7391
10.Don't worry about it, I'm just horsing around. I didn't get to shoot anybody today, so my bio-rhythms are a little off.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com...ost.php?p=64302
1.Hey, how did that big European War gig you were working on for the past 50 years turn out?
Did you kill them in the Fulda like you planned?
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=67855&postcount=6
2.
Jack Moroney-bring me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses and I will organize, train, and lead them against you
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6517
3.I cannot remember all the bones I've broken. I can remember how many times I've been burnt so bad I had to stay in the hospital for a week, or the few times I've been operated on by military doctors.
How do I deal with pain management?
I think about all those that didn’t make it back.
And the pain eases.
I think about those who did return but have lost arms and legs.
And my pain shrinks.
I think about all those kids that are missing fathers and the pain they deal with daily.
My pain all but abates.
I think no matter how bad I feel I’d do it all over again, in a New York minute, and I would.
And of course there’s Motrin for the real shitty days…
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6518
4.I'd have to see the whole program to be fair, but I don't really care for it. It's too complicated, especially for level one. Too much, "Do this, and then do this, then move this leg here, then slide..." See what I mean?
I like, "Stop his foot! Gouge his eye! Hit him in the face with entrenching tool! Bronco stomp his head! Move out and draw fire!"
Plus my goal is not to end up sitting on top of him, my goal is to end up standing in a puddle of what was him.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=77640&postcount=12
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6872
5.Originally Posted by Jo Sul
We don't need keys, we have explosives.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5089&page=3&pp=15
6.HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!
AL, I will accept your corrections of my grammar. I will even accept your corrrections of my German. I will gladly admit that you generally maintain the upper hand in every discussion in which I have seen you participate. You are no doubt a brilliant attorney and a fine officer. You may even be better looking than I am.
BUT YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! If there is not a rule on blasphemey and heresy on this forum, there should be. I will now research the Admin handbook to determine with which high crimes I may formally charge you before the TS and the other Admins and the High Court of SOG.
Be expecting my Writ of SFus Corpus post haste and forthwith.
BamBam will quite obviously be a witness for the prosecution and a member of the jury.
It's an OUTRAGE! An OUTRAGE Yer Honor!
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=58234
7.... Of course to call anyone from CNN and some of the other media outlets journalists is like calling Jeffery Dahlmer a gourmet.
Jack Moroney
[link not provided by nominator -- Saca, go do push-ups]
8.Jesus, haven't even started yet and want to know how many times you can fail?
ONE! ONE! You get one chance and if you fook it up, we kill you and bury your worthless body in the grease pit behind the messhall. If you have a puppy, we kill it too.
Now go do PT.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=62988
9.Well, if he was full-blooded, he would sail a longboat up the Euphrates, hunt them down, kill them, enslave their families, pillage, and then burn their villages to the ground.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com...read.php?t=7391
10.Don't worry about it, I'm just horsing around. I didn't get to shoot anybody today, so my bio-rhythms are a little off.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com...ost.php?p=64302