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02-28-2004, 08:47
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small
tavern, The husband leans over and asks his wife. "Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern
where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she
says,
"I remember it well" "Ok," he says "How about taking a stroll around there
again and we can do it for old time's sake" "Oooooooh Henry, You Devil,
that
sounds like a good idea!" she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this
and
having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see this: two
old-timers
having sex against a fence, Ill just keep an eye on them so theres no
trouble.
He follows them... They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support, aided by walking sticks . Finally they get to the back of the
tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes
her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers, she turns around and
as
she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in, suddenly they erupt into
the
most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking
and jumping like eighteen-year olds. This goes on for about forty minutes!
She's yelling "Ohhhh,God" he's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This
is
the most athletic sex imaginable, Finally, they both collapse panting on
the
ground. The policeman is amazed, He thinks he has learned something about
life
that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes
back
on. The policeman, still watching thinks, "That was truly amazing, he was
going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is."
As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else, you must
have
been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must
have
had a fantastic life together, Is there some sort of secret? "No, there's
no
secret" the old man says, "fifty years ago that damn fence wasn't
electric."
tavern, The husband leans over and asks his wife. "Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern
where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she
says,
"I remember it well" "Ok," he says "How about taking a stroll around there
again and we can do it for old time's sake" "Oooooooh Henry, You Devil,
that
sounds like a good idea!" she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this
and
having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see this: two
old-timers
having sex against a fence, Ill just keep an eye on them so theres no
trouble.
He follows them... They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support, aided by walking sticks . Finally they get to the back of the
tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes
her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers, she turns around and
as
she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in, suddenly they erupt into
the
most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking
and jumping like eighteen-year olds. This goes on for about forty minutes!
She's yelling "Ohhhh,God" he's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This
is
the most athletic sex imaginable, Finally, they both collapse panting on
the
ground. The policeman is amazed, He thinks he has learned something about
life
that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes
back
on. The policeman, still watching thinks, "That was truly amazing, he was
going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is."
As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else, you must
have
been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must
have
had a fantastic life together, Is there some sort of secret? "No, there's
no
secret" the old man says, "fifty years ago that damn fence wasn't
electric."