View Full Version : 2005 Best Quotes (2nd half)
Roguish Lawyer
07-12-2005, 20:26
Just sign the damn thing and trust them.
E1, E3 - you'll still be scrubbing conexes with steel wire brushes and cleaning grease traps with toothbrushes. You'll still piss yer pants everytime the CSM is within 100 meters of you. LOL
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=85491#post85491
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7559
See what happens when you change "SF" to "FS" in "USSFPA"? :D
Don't know how I missed this the first go round. Priceless....
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3917&page=72&pp=15
Probably not. I am sure that Stockholm Syndrome kicked in by the end of the first hour, and they rattled on about whips, nail polish, flower arrangements, and big injection molding machinery.
TR
Roguish Lawyer
07-20-2005, 19:02
What did they do, borrow Harsey's DeLorean ???
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=86519#post86519
aricbcool
07-21-2005, 20:49
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=86661&postcount=19
For the combatant it makes little difference what you call it because when someone has a pistol jammed up your nostril and is about to blow your brains out it all becomes a matter of symantics used by politicos to get military folk to do what they want done but are unwilling to do for themselves.
Roguish Lawyer
07-27-2005, 16:29
Your current left coast gastrointestinal intake of bean sprouts, tofu and glazed seaweed have mutated your taste buds to an all but useless state. "Crab fries not that great" indeed sir ! At another time and date, with a certain other member of said forum in town for a Flyers game, you sir would have been given several hours chained to a Frank Rizzo statue at the bottom of the Delaware River to contemplate your venomous remarks.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=87636#post87636
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=87699#post87699
twelve knives are cheaper than twelve wives...probably cheaper than one wife...last time i was scouting elk before hunting season, i had to admire their (the bulls) ethic...hang around with the boys for 10 1/2 months...spend two weeks or so rubbing the velvet off your antlers, fight with the boys, play with the girls, make a bunch of kids you don't have to support and when it's over, if you don't wind up with head above the mantle and the rest of you in a freezer, there's no hard feelings among the boys and you can do it again...providing you aren't a meal for wolves or mountain lions, or don't wind up as a hood ornament on a Lexus...
Roycroft201
07-28-2005, 01:08
Gypsy -
You beat me to it. lksteve was on a roll with that one. Priceless. :D
alphamale
07-29-2005, 23:29
The Reaper, from the "Oldest SF Candidate" thread:
Read this carefully. It is "Special Forces" you are considering. Not "Average Forces" or "Nearly Good Enough Forces". Special Forces. Think about it.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7098&page=9&pp=15
FrontSight
Roguish Lawyer
08-01-2005, 11:22
You are stupid if you give the enemy the benefit of the doubt in war time.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1033&page=35&pp=15
Roguish Lawyer
08-03-2005, 15:08
Sorry, FS, but this was funny.
Note to self: If Osama Bin Mama ever leaves like she keeps promising, don't date FS.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=88902#post88902
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=89806#post89806
Jack Moroney-just an American living where I damn well please with allegiance to no state and loyalty only to my country and its comrades in arms.
Roycroft201
08-09-2005, 23:04
[U]http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7833&page=3&pp=15[/
Originally Posted by lrd
The little people are everywhere.
Sir Jack:Oh Thank GOD!!!! I'm glad someone else sees them also.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7964&page=2&pp=15
Oh, Miss Guided, is your latest avatar a picture from your most recent pajama party/try-and-act-tough-to-fool-ourselves get together? :rolleyes:
Due to FS's penchant for changing avatars...I attach the following....for posterity of course. :D
alphamale
08-22-2005, 13:47
Mr. Gypsy, he enjoyed it and he knows it :D
Expect no less from a GENERAL Pita. :lifter
FrontSight (going for a double-star)
Mr. Gypsy, he enjoyed it and he knows it :D
Expect no less from a GENERAL Pita. :lifter
FrontSight (going for a double-star)
Of course he did.
LOL...Mr? There's no mistaking the fact that I'm a full blooded red headed American woman! :p
Bill Harsey
08-22-2005, 14:06
Of course he did.
LOL...Mr? There's no mistaking the fact that I'm a full blooded red headed American woman! :p
Wow, What's FS trying to start with the Mr. stuff?
Wow, What's FS trying to start with the Mr. stuff?
I think it's those long blood red nails just gettin' in the way. ;)
Then again...the r and the s aren't all that close are they? Things that make you go...hummmmmmm. :D
Warrior-Mentor
08-24-2005, 17:10
Found this one and had to add it here.
Definitely fits the spirit of this site.
JM
"It is literally true that you can succeed best and quickest by helping others to succeed."
- Napoleon Hill
The Reaper
08-24-2005, 17:25
Found this one and had to add it here.
Definitely fits the spirit of this site.
JM
I don't think he posts here.
The purpose of this thread is to nominate PS.com member quotes.
TR
God forbid that the next terrorist attack on US soil incorporates weapons of mass destruction. Nothing should be so feared on the planet as an America united in a demand for vengeance.
Words to ponder.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=91655#post91655
Game warden/park ranger, but it turned out that another job chose me instead. At what point in your life did you decide stomping on landmines and running with scissors would be a satisfying job for you?
From: http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7964&page=8&pp=15
'If I'm going to get killed doing this SHIT...you are better off asking someone in the rear."
Take care.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=92839#post92839
Don't worry about SF for now. The war will still be going when you're 20. And if not, we'll start another one for you.
Spartan359
09-04-2005, 22:21
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=92839#post92839
Damn you. Beat me to it. :D
aricbcool
09-13-2005, 16:40
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=94293&postcount=8
You wouldn't know the accurate definition of genocide if it shot you in the face.
:D
Roguish Lawyer
09-22-2005, 17:46
Today is also my father's birthday. Although he won't see it here and we already talked, I would like to take this opportunity to wish him a Happy Birthday as well.
Happy Birthday.
Leg.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=95530#post95530
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8413&page=4
We ask no quarter, we give no quarter.
You want slack from us, cut the rope.
Team Sergeant
Warrior Poet
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8764
Playing America's Army, Special Forces, or SOCOM, or being an Airsofter or paintballer prepares you for SF about as much as standing on the seat of your Dad's car in the driveway, sawing the wheel back and forth prepares you to be a top NASCAR driver. It is nowhere near the same, regardless of how realistic you might think it is.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5955&page=109
Hi Matt, my name is NDD and I'll be serving you tonight.
The menu for tonight includes a delicious starter of "Soup of Follow Simple Instructions and Post in the Introduction Forum" followed by a main course of "Square Away that Profile with a side of 'Forest' is not a location."
For dessert we have our special - "That's One!"
Enjoy your posting experience and feel free to read ALL the stickies during your stay.
Do have a very SF Day and thank you for choosing PS.com!
:D
aricbcool
11-15-2005, 17:49
From: http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=100724&postcount=3
"Fair" is for schoolyard fights and football games where the point is "take your licks and give at least as good as you get." The lesson taken away from those encounters should be - you'll survive and be a better man/person for it (read that - have some character to show for it later). Everything else is war and the only reason to play that game is to win. Kill them all! Without glory, without honor, they deserve none of it! This starts my favorite rants about the only thing worse than war is the depraved mental state that thinks nothing is worth fighting for (love to screw up that quote - let's get some help here guys :lifter ) Got to love what the ubiquitous "nanny state" has done to the American (male) character. Another mangled quote - those who would sacrifice liberty for security deserve (will have) neither! Quick - somebody save me from myself. Somebody else needs to drag this thread back on subject, I'm starting to foam at the mouth. (I've been writing CQB lesson outlines all day - I need some range time) Have pity on me - puhleeez. Peregrino
Preach on! lol
Good quote!
--Aric
CoLawman
11-30-2005, 22:38
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9124
Personnaly I would rather be thrown into the liberals arena with lions and tigers and bears, Oh My, before hiding from them. Piss on the dim witted idiots. Tell them their village called and they want their idiot back.
Too Too Funny LR!
And I reserve the right to use this in a plagiaristic fashion (since I am not witty enough to come up with something this hilarious)
Roguish Lawyer
12-03-2005, 12:17
I am sure that the fundamentalists are encouraging more females to become suicide bombers to increase the stock of virgins in paradise-after all those original 72 awaiting some crazed martyr must be all worn out by now. If there is a plus side to this for the non-fundamentalist community it is that it cuts down on the breeding stock so if they are going to blow themselves up anyway the more females the better.
Jack Moroney-an equal opportunity soul dispatcher
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9151
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9200
Yo yo yo, like don't be a hater, Sahge!
Hate the game, not the playah!
A lesson his mother should learn.
TR
aricbcool
12-16-2005, 21:34
From this thread: http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9306
At last - the origin of why we (Americans) drink Coffee...
Amen to that. LOL :D
--Aric
Roguish Lawyer
12-20-2005, 16:36
Blinding Flash of the Obvious
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Today was one of those rare days when I venture forth from the forest and go into what passes as civilization up here. On my way down Interstate 89, carefully avoiding the other five cars that I saw on my 35 mile trip, I was musing about this 72 virgin crap and trying to do the math. I mean just how many virgins do you actually need in paradise to take care of all these suicide bombers? Then it hit me as I passed the road sign indicating a "Bear Crossing". Trying to clear the image of a genuflecting bear making the sign of the cross with a jagged old furry paw, I realized you only need to have 72 virgins! Why you might ask? It is simple, these suicide bombers have all blown thier nuts off. And that was my revelation for the day as I wound my way thru the snow covered Great Northern Forest.
Jack Moroney-solver of great Islamic riddles & myths.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=104791#post104791
Bravo1-3
12-22-2005, 12:53
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=104930&postcount=4
For PSYOP reasons, I love it. How does Abdullah explain to his buddies when he gets home (or to Heaven) that he was splashed by a girl?
TR
Roguish Lawyer
12-22-2005, 13:58
OK, with year-end approaching, I am taking nominations for the polls I will post shortly to determine the winner.
aricbcool
12-22-2005, 18:24
OK, with year-end approaching, I am taking nominations for the polls I will post shortly to determine the winner.
RL,
Shall we nominate here, or via PM to you?
--Aric
Roguish Lawyer
12-23-2005, 05:19
RL,
Shall we nominate here, or via PM to you?
--Aric
Here