Jack Moroney (RIP)
05-29-2005, 14:42
The emperor was looking for a new sword master and three martial arts warriors applied. A Chinese warrior, a Japanese warrior, and a Jewish warrior.
The Chinese warrior, using a blade made by FS, threw a bee up in the air and with one swift move cut the bee in half. The emperor was impressed.
The Japanese warrior, using a Gerber knock off, threw a fly up in the air, and with a series of moves cut the fly into four equal parts. The emperor was very impressed.
The Jewish warrior, using a Harsey blade, threw a gnat up in the air, made a series of circular moves and the gnat flew out the window.
The emperor was perplexed and said to the Jewish warrior, "Ahh, this is not a good sign. Perhaps the blade was inferior". "Not really", replied the Jewish warrior "circumscision is not meant to kill."
The Chinese warrior, using a blade made by FS, threw a bee up in the air and with one swift move cut the bee in half. The emperor was impressed.
The Japanese warrior, using a Gerber knock off, threw a fly up in the air, and with a series of moves cut the fly into four equal parts. The emperor was very impressed.
The Jewish warrior, using a Harsey blade, threw a gnat up in the air, made a series of circular moves and the gnat flew out the window.
The emperor was perplexed and said to the Jewish warrior, "Ahh, this is not a good sign. Perhaps the blade was inferior". "Not really", replied the Jewish warrior "circumscision is not meant to kill."