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Sdiver
05-22-2005, 12:55
Q: Doctor, before you preformed the Autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for a Blood Pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the Autospy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be sure Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Doc
05-22-2005, 18:35
Thank you. :D

Another one to tell my Doctors tomorrow.

Doc