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BMT (RIP)
02-22-2005, 12:17
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=42982
:munchin
BMT
Holy moly! What the hell is Al Gore going to think about what they are trying to do to his baby!
Trip_Wire (RIP)
02-22-2005, 13:27
The UN? Damn another thing they can screw up! :eek: :D
Team Sergeant
02-22-2005, 15:15
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=42982
:munchin
BMT
It will never happen.
The UN would have an easier time controlling Space.
Kyobanim
02-22-2005, 15:57
It will never happen.
The UN would have an easier time controlling Space.
Between their ears?
I tried opening the attachment....and my 'puter froze up.
LOL :D
Bravo1-3
02-22-2005, 16:57
The panel is considering such problems as cyber-crime and e-mail spam.
...Said a spokesman for UN Secretary General Koffi Annon "There is too much money in cyber-crime and e-mail spamming for the UN not to be involved. Think of the expertise we can bring to these businesses. Kojo Annon and Benon Sevan turned Oil for Food into a booming business!
Think about this, with our pediophila tourism business in Africa, the tie-ins with online porn are a natural... is this microphone on!? Oh crap!"
Does anyone else think that China... the worlds spam server location of choice... getting involved with this along with Syria, Vietnam and Egypt might be a bad idea?
So...if the UN were to take control of the Internet....would that mean every time I...errrrr....someone goes to a porn site, they'll only see nekid Afarican women with their boobs hanging down to their bellys? :eek:
Kyobanim
02-22-2005, 18:33
So...if the UN were to take control of the Internet....would that mean every time I...errrrr....someone goes to a porn site, they'll only see nekid Afarican women with their boobs hanging down to their bellys? :eek:
Where do I sign up? Although, all you really have to do is sign up for AOL if you want to see that.
...they'll only see nekid Afarican women with their boobs hanging down to their bellys?
You mean an automatic redirect to the National Geographic website?? :D
They can't control themselves!!
magician
02-23-2005, 09:03
this is definitely an Illuminati plot.
:)
Years ago, I stopped in for breakfast at Jack's in Weatherford, Texas. Bubba was holding court with 6-7 souls in tow. "Yup," he says, "If Clinton is convicted, the UN will take over the country." He went on, "In fact, Boutros Boutros-Nogales will be the new head guy." Well, I domned near choaked on my chicken-fried steak; however, I was able to recover and quip to their group, "The UN could not run a 7-11 let alone a country." I made a hasty exit and headed west on I-20, that's my story, and....
brewmonkey
02-23-2005, 19:17
UN Involment involves 3 things...
A begining, A muddle and no end!
Radar Rider
02-23-2005, 19:51
I can barely control my bemusement and disgust. The U.N. can not even control itself. It's "peacekeepers" are the greatest violators of human rights that the planet has seen. Child raping murderers are not the best role models.
Fuck the U.N. I want them to move to France, and then let's see what they have to say. Right now, all they do is suck off of U.S.
ghuinness
02-25-2005, 20:39
With issues like the following and China having veto power, makes me wonder who is pushing for this. I am also bothered by all the development that is moving to China :munchin
China walks out on WLAN Security Conf (http://www.commsdesign.com/news/showArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=10ID0RR4CIB5GQSNDBCCK HSCJUMEKJVN?articleID=60403226) and China's big export (http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1027457,00.html)
Maybe they can do something about all of the West African SPAMERS who keep asking for help in collecting their/our lottery winnings. :D