The F-35 was found in Nancy Pelosi's office.
Currently on Craigslist List for $1,500.
No low-ball bids
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Badger52
09-19-2023, 05:56
:lifter That's good news; hope he had the battery out of his cell phone. Last night HH6 was flipping channels and ran across a news piece on this. I got to tell her how much one of those things cost.
They found something, but I just read this post??
Military Personnel Seen Wandering Forest Pressing Button On F-35 Key Fob
U.S. · Sep 18, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
HUGER, SC — A team of Marines was seen trudging through the woods, stopping every 30 feet to wave a key fob around in a 90° arc, say campers at Francis Marion National Forest. The Marines, who traveled in a tactical column, were allegedly on a mission to locate, close with, and recover the F-35 fighter jet that went missing Sunday evening.
"No contact," [redacted] whispered after stopping to listen for the 249th time. Sources confirm the missing F-35 never beeped in response to signals from the key fob, even if the unit leader did that thing where he tried to place it under his chin to use his head as a natural antenna to magnify its wireless range.
The marine rifle team, led by [redacted], has thus far been unable to find [redacted]. "We have [redacted] that cannot fall into the wrong hands," said [redacted].
babylonbee story (https://babylonbee.com/news/marines-seen-wandering-forest-pressing-button-on-key-fob?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email)