You get a Green Beret, You get a Green Beret.

[1stindoor]

https://www.duffelblog.com/p/new-sma-all-soldiers-will-now-wear

THE PENTAGON — The newly appointed Sergeant Major of the Army (SMA) announced today that every single member of the military, from privates to generals, will now be required to wear a green beret.

"We've been experimenting with different headgear for years, and we've finally settled on the green beret as the perfect symbol of our military might," said Command Sgt. Maj. Michael Weimer, a Special Forces soldier with more than 20 years experience in special ops. "It's the ultimate combination of style and function.":D

[Swoop]

Now they just need to add a SCIF pocket to the duty uniform for proper carry of classified material. :lifter

[bblhead672]

Now they just need to add a SCIF pocket to the duty uniform for proper carry of classified material. :lifter

Knowing the DOD's penchant for throwing tons of money at a $5 problem, they'd probably issue Corvettes to everyone...after all if its good enough for CINC to store classified docs in... :D

[1stindoor]

Knowing the DOD's penchant for throwing tons of money at a $5 problem, they'd probably issue Corvettes to everyone...after all if its good enough for CINC to store classified docs in... :D

I saw a meme of a KFC sign that said, "We keep our recipe in a safe, not a garage, that's why it's still a secret."

[Badger52]

I saw a meme of a KFC sign that said, "We keep our recipe in a safe, not a garage, that's why it's still a secret."Heh, 2x thumbs-up. :D

[7624U]

Now they just need to add a SCIF pocket to the duty uniform for proper carry of classified material. :lifter

The Equity card that every soldier is required to carry on them is more important than any classified material, After all if everyone is not given a Top Secret clearance then how is that Equity and equality. Everyone should be able to look at anything at anytime right ?

[Badger52]

The Equity card that every soldier is required to carry on them...Is that a real thing?