The Onion v. SCOTUS

[GratefulCitizen]

The Onion has filed an amicus brief with SCOTUS regarding a 1st Amendment case.
It is an absolutely brilliant bit of writing.

https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/22/22-293/242292/20221003125252896_35295545_1-22.10.03%20-%20Novak-Parma%20-%20Onion%20Amicus%20Brief.pdf

[bubba]

IDGAF! That shit is HILARIOUS!

[Box]

That isn't masters degree level
It's not even PHD level smart assery
That is cutting edge, world class, tip of the spear smartassery.

I had no idea that the Onion has been around since 1756.
I knew their reporting was historic - but damn - 1756.
That feels like proof that aLg0re didn't really help invent the internet.
...but I think it might still be fake (https://www.supremecourt.gov/search.aspx?filename=/docket/docketfiles/html/public/22-293.html); a daily readership of 4.3 trillion sounds like bullshit. Actually readership numbers must be two or three times that amount.

Besides, if it was real, it would have a REAL document number, like say, No. 21A834
...or something along those lines.

I have to go find some privacy right now - I have a freedom boner and I have to do something about it before freedom boners are outlawed due to their high degree of inequity.





Tu stultus es, indeed.

[GratefulCitizen]

Not as funny as The Onion, but The Babylon Bee is piling on as well.

https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/22/22-293/244213/20221028092221628_Babylon%20Bee%20-%20Amicus%20Brief.pdf

Maybe it’s time for Box to file an amicus brief.