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08-04-2022, 12:02
Join me as I review a timeless tale of political deceit.
A nation ruled by an incompetent white male that eagerly maintains his power through illusion and trickery. Follow our strong female leader as she drags three incompetent white males through a dangerous countryside.
-One that makes a living enabling the corrupt agricultural industry by preventing starving birds from eating a few measly kernels of corn.
-Another that spends his life clear cutting our planets forests
-One that dares to call himself “king of the forest”
…all three of which spend their every waking moment complaining about what they DON’T have.
Of course, they are eventually sated when the crooked politician gives them WORTHLESS prizes under the auspices of solving all of their problems.
- The “King of the Forest” gets to enjoy the stolen valor of a medal he didn’t earn while letting the politician assure him that his cowardice is on equal footing with the nations REAL war heroes.
- That same crooked politician gives the lumberjack a shitty two bit alarm clock and suddenly the rusty pile of tree killing tin thinks he is some kind of fucking philosopher.
- Then there’s the Scarecrow. One of the most pompous assholes in American film history. One sheet of rolled up parchment and suddenly he is transformed into every other overpaid overindulged under accomplished elitist college professor in the western world - strutting to and fro across this great land of ours mumbling nonsense out loud just because they think it makes them sound smart…
...“The sum of the square root of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the third side.”
WHAT.THE.FUCK.EVER
Hey, Mr Scarecrow – you DO know that a 10th grade high school student with a public education learns that same bull shit theorem in the first two weeks of introductory geometry.
…you pompous cocksucker.
Forget about all that hard work that Einstein did. Forget about the industrial accomplishments of people like Henry Ford or Nikola Tesla. Here’s a piece of paper Mr Scarecrow, you are now better than everyone else.
Then there is Dorothy. Poor sweet, oppressed, down trodden, misunderstood, Dorothy. The spoiled rotten little bitch that lets her dog run wild - has no respect for her elders – turns her nose at the roof over her head and the clothes on her back – why – because she’s bored.
The strong female lead.
WHAT.THE.FUCK.EVER
Hey Dorothy get down off that fucking fence – before you…
…shit – now someone has to risk their OWN safety to pull you out of the fucking pig sty because you don’t listen.
Completely unprovoked – you drop a fucking house on a woman of color and act like YOU are the victim. Then you follow the advice of a complete stranger and steal the poor dead woman’s shoes right off her damn feet.
…now I don’t want to evoke images of greed and avarice, but how else do you explain taking a dead woman’s ruby slippers and then REFUSING to return them to her family because some rich white cunt with a diamond tiara said it was ok to keep them.
This bitch Glinda seems a lot like Hillary Clinton wielding her power as the Secretary of State. Didn’t really seem to care that Munchkin land was being overrun by evil witches until Dorothy came along. Then Glinda has to rush in and act like shes helping - go ahead, take that dead witches shoes, what difference at this point does it make?
She could have helped Dorothy but she didn’t – she knew that her boss (the wizard) needed Dorothy to go kill that “OTHER” evil witch because that’s how Glinda and the Wizard prosecuted their foreign policy strategy.
WHAT.THE.FUCK.EVER
…and for those that refuse to admit that life imitates art – when Dorothy got fucked up just outside of Oz – that wasn’t because of the opium from the poppies - its because she wasn’t wearing a mask and clearly wasn’t vaccinated.
Then of course we have the monkeys.
FLYING.FUCKING.MONKEYS.
When is it all going to stop? Flying monkeys? Really? Flying monkeys are awesome – but lets not pretend we don’t know what those flying monkeys symbolize…
…amiright?
In the end things all worked out though – the “Wizard” of Oz left office – of course all he did was go back to his former lifestyle – he certainly made no effort to help Dorothy once his balloon took to the skies – and what did he leave behind for the leaderless people of Oz?
…an ignorant band of miscreants armed with little more than a rolled-up piece of paper, a surplus war medal, and a shitty little alarm clock.
But hey – the citizens of Oz obviously don’t ask much of their leaders, so I guess all’s well that ends well
A nation ruled by an incompetent white male that eagerly maintains his power through illusion and trickery. Follow our strong female leader as she drags three incompetent white males through a dangerous countryside.
-One that makes a living enabling the corrupt agricultural industry by preventing starving birds from eating a few measly kernels of corn.
-Another that spends his life clear cutting our planets forests
-One that dares to call himself “king of the forest”
…all three of which spend their every waking moment complaining about what they DON’T have.
Of course, they are eventually sated when the crooked politician gives them WORTHLESS prizes under the auspices of solving all of their problems.
- The “King of the Forest” gets to enjoy the stolen valor of a medal he didn’t earn while letting the politician assure him that his cowardice is on equal footing with the nations REAL war heroes.
- That same crooked politician gives the lumberjack a shitty two bit alarm clock and suddenly the rusty pile of tree killing tin thinks he is some kind of fucking philosopher.
- Then there’s the Scarecrow. One of the most pompous assholes in American film history. One sheet of rolled up parchment and suddenly he is transformed into every other overpaid overindulged under accomplished elitist college professor in the western world - strutting to and fro across this great land of ours mumbling nonsense out loud just because they think it makes them sound smart…
...“The sum of the square root of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the third side.”
WHAT.THE.FUCK.EVER
Hey, Mr Scarecrow – you DO know that a 10th grade high school student with a public education learns that same bull shit theorem in the first two weeks of introductory geometry.
…you pompous cocksucker.
Forget about all that hard work that Einstein did. Forget about the industrial accomplishments of people like Henry Ford or Nikola Tesla. Here’s a piece of paper Mr Scarecrow, you are now better than everyone else.
Then there is Dorothy. Poor sweet, oppressed, down trodden, misunderstood, Dorothy. The spoiled rotten little bitch that lets her dog run wild - has no respect for her elders – turns her nose at the roof over her head and the clothes on her back – why – because she’s bored.
The strong female lead.
WHAT.THE.FUCK.EVER
Hey Dorothy get down off that fucking fence – before you…
…shit – now someone has to risk their OWN safety to pull you out of the fucking pig sty because you don’t listen.
Completely unprovoked – you drop a fucking house on a woman of color and act like YOU are the victim. Then you follow the advice of a complete stranger and steal the poor dead woman’s shoes right off her damn feet.
…now I don’t want to evoke images of greed and avarice, but how else do you explain taking a dead woman’s ruby slippers and then REFUSING to return them to her family because some rich white cunt with a diamond tiara said it was ok to keep them.
This bitch Glinda seems a lot like Hillary Clinton wielding her power as the Secretary of State. Didn’t really seem to care that Munchkin land was being overrun by evil witches until Dorothy came along. Then Glinda has to rush in and act like shes helping - go ahead, take that dead witches shoes, what difference at this point does it make?
She could have helped Dorothy but she didn’t – she knew that her boss (the wizard) needed Dorothy to go kill that “OTHER” evil witch because that’s how Glinda and the Wizard prosecuted their foreign policy strategy.
WHAT.THE.FUCK.EVER
…and for those that refuse to admit that life imitates art – when Dorothy got fucked up just outside of Oz – that wasn’t because of the opium from the poppies - its because she wasn’t wearing a mask and clearly wasn’t vaccinated.
Then of course we have the monkeys.
FLYING.FUCKING.MONKEYS.
When is it all going to stop? Flying monkeys? Really? Flying monkeys are awesome – but lets not pretend we don’t know what those flying monkeys symbolize…
…amiright?
In the end things all worked out though – the “Wizard” of Oz left office – of course all he did was go back to his former lifestyle – he certainly made no effort to help Dorothy once his balloon took to the skies – and what did he leave behind for the leaderless people of Oz?
…an ignorant band of miscreants armed with little more than a rolled-up piece of paper, a surplus war medal, and a shitty little alarm clock.
But hey – the citizens of Oz obviously don’t ask much of their leaders, so I guess all’s well that ends well