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ghuinness
02-10-2005, 20:48
3000 rules - a few highlights (http://harpers.org/2000-06-TheAyatollahsBookOfEtiquette.html).... :munchin
LOL OMG, where to begin... :D
TerribleTobyt
02-11-2005, 13:20
Someone axt:"OMG, where to start???"
This is a good place!!!!!! :D
2,631. It is loathsome to eat the meat of a horse, a mule, or a donkey if someone has had coitus with the animal. :D
2,874. It is not unlawful to introduce a man's semen into the uterus of his wife with devices such as suction cups.
Call me old fashion, but I've never even thought of using suction cups.(??????) And the fact that it's lawful is supposed to makes it all the more appealing?
See, you second class kaffir (non-believer) women don't know what your missing out on!!!!
I bet I would have stayed awake in religion class if this kind of stuff was taught with a straight face by the nuns.... or been in therapy.
It was a definite toss up for me between the two of those. :eek:
Casey, as a former Catholic school girl....any thought of nuns still makes me shudder in fear!
#120 : "The Sweat of a camel that eats unclean substances, is unclean."
Forgive my ignorance, I've never been over to the ME....
But is this a nightly occurence over there?
Camel Licking ???? :eek: