Six word campfire stories are fun.

[Box]

If you have one, post it !!

C’mon man, you know… the thing!!!

"Department of Misinformation" said the resident

“Russia is a country!” said Carmello.

“Is this thing on?” asked Brandon.

[bubba]

“May the Fourth be with you”

[1stindoor]

"Pronouns!"...he, she, they, them said.

[7624U]

"What difference does it make" Hilary

" Mr Gorbachev tear down this wall"

" Only you can prevent forest fires"

" This is your brain on drugs"

" Just a bill on capital hill"

[GratefulCitizen]

“The toothpaste dropped”, he said crestfallen.

[Box]

Ladies and gentlemen; president elect, Brandon.

There's voices downstairs; I live alone.

Engagement ring for sale; never worn.

There is someone in my closet.

[7624U]

Engagement ring for sale; never worn.


reminds me of these

Never fired rifle; only dropped once.

or

I never loved her like you...

[bubba]

“Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention“

[mojaveman]

She really liked the back seat.

[Box]

Ha, I like the backseat too!

[PRB]

She said 'I'm on birth control'

[Box]

"of course you are" he quipped

[PRB]

'It's on safe, pull the trigger'

[Requiem]

Love letter marked return to sender.

[Old Dog New Trick]

“If I only had (gotten) one _______.” (chance, choice, opportunity, try, turn, more)

[7624U]

" Better check your underwear after that"

[mark46th]

It will be fun, they said!!!

[Box]

The check is in the mail.

[Requiem]

The classic:

Hold my beer and watch this.

[Old Dog New Trick]

The trucks are on the DZ! :D

[Sohei]

How chow is on the way....

[Swoop]

Trust me, it’s not that bad.

[7624U]

No stupid questions, just stupid pvt's

[rsdengler]

"He died happy, knowing he lived."

"The universe is big. She's lonely."

"Passion demolishes all in its path."

[doctom54]

Hold my beer, and watch this!

[1stindoor]

It's just over that ridge line.

[GratefulCitizen]

Six word campfire story sonnet complete.


Professional soldiers with words of wit,
Laconically write thoughts that don’t wind;
Stoic, enduring, with bodies so fit,
Never neglecting an also fit mind.

An Internet forum with simple style,
Is playground for clever bantering duels;
Revealing a level of subtle guile,
Creative freedom yet within the rules.

Memories all search deep to recover,
Creating the campfire stories for fun;
Newfound poems a joy to discover,
Circling back to the recognized ONE.

That greatest aphorism, held most dear,
Is epitomized thusly: “HOLD MY BEER.”

[adal]

Well Done!!

Six word campfire story sonnet complete.


Professional soldiers with words of wit,
Laconically write thoughts that don’t wind;
Stoic, enduring, with bodies so fit,
Never neglecting an also fit mind.

An Internet forum with simple style,
Is playground for clever bantering duels;
Revealing a level of subtle guile,
Creative freedom yet within the rules.

Memories all search deep to recover,
Creating the campfire stories for fun;
Newfound poems a joy to discover,
Circling back to the recognized ONE.

That greatest aphorism, held most dear,
Is epitomized thusly: “HOLD MY BEER.”

[GratefulCitizen]

“Submit reply”, it’s too late now.

[GratefulCitizen]

Six word campfire horror story sonnet.


Stagflation numbers spread throughout the news,
Hope springing eternal for better days;
Suppressing all of the opposing views,
Media trying to give Brandon praise.

The story shifts to adventures afar,
Blue and yellow everywhere on TV;
Another madman seeking to be Czar,
Nations staggering into world war three.

Again, at home, gasoline prices climb,
“Will anyone save us?” Countless bemoan;
Every person counting every last dime,
Heroes arrived, soon extending a loan.

Apprehending now, the people did yelp,
Government officials: “We’re here to help.”

[Box]

In silence, I bow my head.

My poetic wit, bested by GratefulCitizen.

Unable to respond, my tears fall.

Two sonnets of six word lines.

Who would have thunk it possible.

Not I, thought Box, not I.





GratefulCitizen has been hoarding the mojo.

[1stindoor]

Box admitted being bested, we wept.

[Box]

Box admitted being bested, we wept.

Thank you for rubbing it in.

[GratefulCitizen]

GratefulCitizen, frustrated, let out a wail.
“Circling” has two syllables! Major fail!

Iambic pentameter filled him with wrath.
Not unexpected. He majored in math.

[1stindoor]

GratefulCitizen, frustrated, let out a wail.
“Circling” has two syllables! Major fail!

Iambic pentameter filled him with wrath.
Not unexpected. He majored in math.

Damn...and I'm rubbing it in?

[Roguish Lawyer]

"Do the best you can, candidate!"

[GratefulCitizen]

Have I successfully completed this phase?

[Swoop]

The Coordinates for your next point.

[Swoop]

What the hell were you thinking?

[1stindoor]

How did he get promoted again?

[Requiem]

Wait til your father gets home.

[rsdengler]

Thirsty Thursday, I need a drink...

And things, as things do, changed...

Even in silence, there is chaos...

[7624U]

Who, What, Where, Why; Goggle it.

[GratefulCitizen]

“Floccinaucinihilipilification” is essentially a valueless word.

[bubba]

“Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack”: George Carlin

“Atheism is a non prophet organization” :George Carlin

“A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.'” George Carlin (2x6)

[GratefulCitizen]

Six word palindrome stories are fun.

Was it a cat I saw?
Don’t nod, taco cat, don’t nod.

[Box]

Six word palindrome stories are fun.

Was it a cat I saw?
Don’t nod, taco cat, don’t nod.


On that note, I am defeated.

[GratefulCitizen]

On that note, I am defeated.

Brooding Box best build back better.

(Now I see bees, I won!)

[Roguish Lawyer]

Six word palindrome stories are fun.

Was it a cat I saw?
Don’t nod, taco cat, don’t nod.

/micdrop

[GratefulCitizen]

Proficient in speaking backwards, I am.
I did Yoda today, did I?

<edit>

My dyslexia delivered unto me defeat!
“Yoda today” is not “Yoda tadoy”.

I was outmaneuvered by an “ODA”.

[JimP]

K, now you're just plowing salt into the fields and slaughtering the cattle.

I think i saw box at CVS looking for some butt-salve.

Sorry Box, we still love you!!! But GC scares me...I'm building a throne out of skulls for him at present.

[GratefulCitizen]

K, now you're just plowing salt into the fields and slaughtering the cattle.

I think i saw box at CVS looking for some butt-salve.

Sorry Box, we still love you!!! But GC scares me...I'm building a throne out of skulls for him at present.

“Conan! What is best in life?”

I am guilty of word crimes.

https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc

[Remington Raidr]

This thread makes me smile lots.:D

[GratefulCitizen]

Six word rap battles are fun.

GC tries rap battling against Yoda.

<Yoda and GC are on stage.>

[GC does his rap battle opening.]

<The lights dim. The music starts.>

GC is back talkin’ Internet smack,
Against this hermit, lookin’ like Kermit.

All too easy, here’s my roast:
Pathetic puny green…dyslexic force ghost.

Lost your Jedi to Sith politics.
What was that again? Order 66.

<GC drops the microphone and glares.>

[Yoda does his rap battle response.]

<Force levitates the microphone to himself.>
<Darth Vader breathing. The music starts.>

Weak, your lyrics. Apparent, your fears.
Schooled fools, I’ve, for 800 years!

Butthurt, GC? To ass, apply salve.
Humiliating, need? Found someone, you have.

Grandmaster Jedi of “do”, am I,
Afresh, teaching, there is no “try”.

<Force pushes GC off the stage.>

[Badger52]

Jeebers, is there a DLAT proficiency level for that?

[Box]

“Conan! What is best in life?”

I am guilty of word crimes.

https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc


the plaindromes made my participle dangle...

[GratefulCitizen]

Cunning linguist gushes over talented tongue.

[1stindoor]

Cunning linguist gushes over talented tongue.

Coffee burns, coming from your nose.

[7624U]

Cunning linguist gushes over talented tongue.

Someone stop him ! get a Bung !

[GratefulCitizen]

Someone stop him ! get a Bung !

My people; we are without bungholes…