Ref: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/12/mcdonalds-russia-departure-more-than-burgers-west-putin
Looking at some posable names for the new menu, Everyone is encourage to supply a few.
Putin's Mc Super with Cheese
Chechnya Nuggets in Dumbas Sauce
Happy Gulag Goulash Meal
KGB Bacon and Sausage Biscuit with Honey Pot
All menu items will have the ability to ecalate the order with the Nuclear Option.
photo is someone else's
In other news, McDonald’s, Netflix, Levi’s, Ben Cohen (of Ben & Jerry’s), Burberry, Ikea, Coke, Pepsi, Unilever, Marmite, Jerry Greenfield (also from Ben & Jerry’s), Old Coke, Starbucks, Crystal Pepsi, Disney, New Coke, Mickey Mouse (also from Disney), and John Cena have all apologized to China for having ties to a country that recognizes Taiwan as anything but a very, very, very, very, very, very Chinese territory.
Hollywood and several members of the Liberal elite released a series of hashtags and a cell phone video of everyone singing a modified a-cappella rendition of a beautiful song using the lyrics from "Imagine" sang to the tune of "Back in the USSR"
These companies became selectively self aware and morally outraged once they realized that their efforts to profit from Russia's oligarchy wasn't nearly as bountiful as the income from their pseudo-capitalist commie brethren in China.
One of the performers was quoted as saying, “we must say right now, it’s very, very, very, very, very, very important, that everyone knows; Russia bad - China good. China so very, very, very, very, very, very good. We love and respect China and Chinese people so very, very, very, very, very, very good. Russia so very, very, very, very, very, very bad and USA so so very, very, very, very, very, very so-so. USA not so bad but not so good neither but China VERY good. We very, very make sorry for our mistake of not kissing China ass much more bigger"
They all continued to parrot their "I stand with Ukraine" mantra - praising Ukraine's government fully automatic assault weapon giveaway and the zealous defense of their homeland while actively lobbying American government to rob Americans of individual guns rights and unfettered free speech; providing polling data that over half of them would run away instead of standing to fight if America was ever invaded by a foreign Army.
Limousine liberal multi-millionaire hollywood cocksuckers (rich from capitalism while virtue signaling their profit loyalty to communist China while loading up on derision and judgement against China's number one strategic trading partner...
...Russia) could not be reached for comment.
News at eleven.
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Directions
Instructions Checklist
Step 1
Heat oil in a deep fryer or deep heavy skillet to 365 degrees F (185 degrees C). While the oil is heating, you can begin to warm your gravy.
Step 2
Place the fries into the hot oil, and cook until light brown, about 5 minutes. Make the fries in batches if necessary to allow them room to move a little in the oil. Remove to a paper towel lined plate to drain.
Step 3
Place the fries on a serving platter, and sprinkle the cheese over them. Ladle gravy over the fries and cheese, and serve immediately.