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BMT (RIP)
02-09-2005, 08:26
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his
grandmother asking
him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he
cuts a photo in half
but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He's really
worried when he
realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his
grandmother's
eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says,
"Thank you for the
picture. Change your hair style...it makes your nose
look short."

Love,
Grandma