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I will not shake your hand. Who comes up with this stuff?
"Among the new rules is student-athletes are permitted to wrestle, but must refrain from handshakes before and after the match."
https://www.wlwt.com/article/ohsaa-coronavirus-rules-students-can-wrestle-but-cant-shake-hands/34874133?fbclid=IwAR2TADhpNoblO-N08FHjIP5m5FrYHHnQgiTiBybId8EBBP0H7usRlwPA63k
Ret10Echo
12-09-2020, 07:09
Someone who never wrestled....
pfft...
...wrestling was just an excuse for ancient Greeks and Romans to rub up against young boys - for shit sakes its even called "Greco-Roman" style. In fact, there is evidence that suggests that think ALL individual contact sports are nothing more than an underhanded patriarchal attempt at pushing a fascist metaphor for violent domestic abuse upon innocent unsuspecting children that will themselves, grow up to be patriarchal violent misogynist spouse beaters.
Just look at the uniforms - it's a wife-beater-one'sie for gods-sake.
In related bizarre handshake news, I am hearing rumors that the Mustang Ranch is also outlawing handshakes - paying for a Neapolitan is juuuust fine - but dont try to shake hands afterwards. "Eiffel Towers" are also a big no-no in that industry now.
You people need to understand - none of this is about censoring the coronavirus - its about censoring people.
It isn't abut flattening a curve - its about flattening your will.
Submit mother fuckers - or else.
In other news - Koi and goldfish, while completely different breeds of fish, can interbreed. Who knew - I always thought that Koi were just BIG fucking goldfish - they're not.
In OTHER other news - when Koi and Goldfish interbreed, their offspring are sterile.
In OTHER other other news - watching fish fuck is almost as confusing as watching Greco-Roman Wrestling
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[SIZE="2"]pfft...
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Thanks, Box. I needed a laugh today.