I just LOVE the BB

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Babylon Bee strikes again....


I LOVE these guys

Biden Boat Parade




WILMINGTON, DE—The Biden campaign has grown concerned with all the Trump flotillas happening nearly every weekend, gathering hundreds of enthusiastic supporters. So, they're fighting back with their own boat parade, but it's just Biden alone in a paddleboat in the middle of a lake.

"Look at this great turnout today!" said Biden as he waved to a completely empty pond. "Great to see all the enthusiastic supporters here. Boy, I tell ya, I'm real excited to win this race and serve as your class president. Go Auks, class of '61!"

Unfortunately, the event started to go south as Biden couldn't pedal the boat without just spinning around in circles. This also made him continually lose sight of his teleprompter on the shore, so his speech oscillated between regal and coherent and completely nonsensical.

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This also made him continually lose sight of his teleprompter on the shore, so his speech oscillated between regal and coherent and completely nonsensical.

LOL! It doesn't take a spin in a boat for that to happen... :D

In related news....

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Unfortunately, the event started to go south as Biden couldn't pedal the boat without just spinning around in circles. This also made him continually lose sight of his teleprompter on the shore, so his speech oscillated between regal and coherent and completely nonsensical.

His speech oscillating between regal and coherent and completely nonsensical has nothing at all to do with him paddling frivolously in a circle.
Standing on solid ground causes the same speech patterns in this fellow.

In a Harris administration, boats will all have the most nationwide mask mandate than a hundred years of the thing. You know, the thing...

You know what I mean

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I watch the Harris/Biden campaign stop in NO on CNN tonight 6 pm news.

They stopped for a brief but poignant photo-op with a HUGE constituent crowd.

They were in town for the NFL game? Did you hear. New Orleans Saints franchise has disbanded its cheerleading squad and will now feature BLM rioters and homemade pyrotechnics. Other NFL teams are contemplating similar venues.

They were heard to say Joe loves a big fire and S'MORES. :lifter

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In OTHER News... Kreuella Harris promises "many many" Americans will be provided 10' x 10' apartments and 3 meals a day in exclusive, gated communities.

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It fits here

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It fits here

Damn that’s funny....true...but funny as hell!!!!!! I now have to go clean my iPad screen.

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In OTHER News... Kreuella Harris promises "many many" Americans will be provided 10' x 10' apartments and 3 meals a day in exclusive, gated communities.

Oddly - Only conservatives that already have jobs and houses will be housed in the facilities you describe.........