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You play with what you brought :munchin
I’m sure liberals would somehow find a reason to be offended by that. :boohoo
cat in the hat
07-13-2020, 19:28
I would think that swamp rats would be offended by the association to DC.
Golf1echo
07-13-2020, 22:50
NFL...It sounds a little familiar, I just can’t put my finger on it, oh well must not have been that important
Combat Diver
07-14-2020, 00:51
How about this for a name?
CD
How about this for a name?
CD
Everyone wants a participation prize and be recognized as contributing
Remind all your Gen-X peeps to Vote for their favorite on Nov 4th...
LMAO :lifter:D:lifter
The Warriors would be a PERFECT name for a sportsball team in modern day culture war...
We all know the REAL name would be the washington social justice WARRIORS - and those that choose to let this pass can pretend that it actual refers to "a brave or experienced soldier or fighter" one that stands their ground in the face of diversity. One that would never surrender their identity.
The Warrior logo could be an androgynous person with raINBOW COLORED SKIN AND PURPLE HAIR...
...and with the underlying theme of the Washington Social Justice Warriors, they wouldn't even need to remove the feathers from their logo.
Ret10Echo
07-14-2020, 06:38
I’m sure liberals would somehow find a reason to be offended by that. :boohoo
It's fat shaming...
It's also racist because of the clothing being worn indicates white privilege and the patriarchy.
Trapper John
07-14-2020, 07:32
How 'bout the Foreskins? Recognizes all the dick-heads in Congress.:p
PedOncoDoc
07-14-2020, 07:48
How 'bout the Foreskins? Recognizes all the dick-heads in Congress.:p
I kinda like the alliteration of the D.C. Despots...
bblhead672
07-14-2020, 08:44
How 'bout the Foreskins? Recognizes all the dick-heads in Congress.:p
Dang! Beat me to it!
I don't have any cares left for "professional" sports and all their virtue signalling. If you can't entertain me without making political statements to me...go to hell.
How 'bout the Foreskins? Recognizes all the dick-heads in Congress.:p
OK:
Given the backbone of most politicos in DC...i.e., “they feel very strongly about most issues...both ways...”
I give you:
Drum roll please...
...The Washington Taints...
rsdengler
07-14-2020, 10:53
The Washington Ass Clowns.....
Everyone wants a participation prize and be recognized as contributing
Remind all your Gen-X peeps to Vote for their favorite on Nov 4th...
LMAO :lifter:D:lifter
A round on me
I have been put in FB Jail for 24 Hours by Zucker's henchboys for
"failure to maintain community standards"
It wasn't the picture, it was the date,, misleading and false political information.
This is my 1st jail time, I'm going out in the yard and see if I can hook up with any snake eaters that are also in the pen,,
IDK,, maybe get into an egg-eating contest??
:munchin
Golf1echo
07-14-2020, 20:37
A round on me
I have been put in FB Jail for 24 Hours by Zucker's henchboys for
"failure to maintain community standards"
It wasn't the picture, it was the date,, misleading and false political information.
This is my 1st jail time, I'm going out in the yard and see if I can hook up with any snake eaters that are also in the pen,,
IDK,, maybe get into an egg-eating contest??
:munchin
That’s funny, I’ve never heard zukki talk but it wouldn’t surprise me to hear him say “ What we have here is a failure to communicate”...:D
How are you at laying it down... Boss?
DC ain’t seen nuthin’
...just wait until the mob gets around to renaming those patriarchal, privileged, racist, fascist and sexist Patriots, Yankees and Cowboys...
So they are going to be called The Football Team
How cute - lots and lots of thought went into that epic bout of media pandering
I want a job as the color commentator:
Welcome to today's game sportsball fans... today we get to watch the Washington Football Team play the visiting bird team from another city.
It's going to be quite a match up. The Football Team has a new ball running tackle dodging guy that can really move but the visiting birds from another city have a new ball thrower that can really wing it.
Warming up on the sidelines we see the tackle specialist doing his stretches. Lets cut now to our reporter who is getting ready to interview one of the Football Team players...
Thanks, Box - its a Great day for sportsball - I'm here with a Felon that snorts cocaine and tries to intercept passes before the football catcher can catch it first.
So, Cocaine Felon, how are you feeling today?
...my nose hurts Howard, but I punched my girlfriend in the face earlier today so I am pretty motivated. I'm ready to catch a few passes before the intended catcher guy can and maybe even run the other way in the grass until I pass enough numbered lines to score some points.
That's really great Felon. I'm glad to hear things are working out for you now that the team's name change has freed you from your centuries of oppression and poverty. I look forward to seeing you and the other millionaires participating in the obligatory pregame symbolic kneeling and virtue signaling to pacify our sponsors !!!
...there you have it folks, it looks like the Washington Football Team is ready to exploit some fans. I'm Howard, and this - is Sportsball !!!
Back to you Box
Thanks, Howard - it sounds like we have another underwhelming day of spoiled pampered grown men ready to complain about their poor pitiful lives - it looks like society isn't going to have any winners today Howard.
Same as it ever was.
So they are going to be called The Football Team
How cute - lots and lots of thought went into that epic bout of media pandering
I want a job as the color commentator:
The LGBTQ community announced at midnite that they are planning a massive demonstration at the WH to supports the rights of those without BALLS after the Old White Guys renamed the DC team..
The SPLC and ACLU announced they will provide legal support for the Bizzillion dollar suit for the amputee community due to the fact that the new name slanders and maligns those unfortunate individuals without feet.
BLM Is also hoasting riots in DC because the Old White Guys named the team after a Slave Owner.
Video at 7PN CNN :munchin