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Given today's problems with the Chinese Virus causing severe business losses,,
Product placement is paramount.
SCORE ⚽️SCORE ⚽️SCORE ⚽️
and YES, they observed social distancing and appropriate PPE gear.
South Korea soccer club apologizes after using sex dolls as stand-in fans at the empty stadium
A top South Korean soccer club is apologizing after using sex dolls as a substitute for human fans during a match over the weekend.
The move from FC Seoul came just days after South Korea's K League became one of the first professional sporting leagues to resume its season. The K League renewed action on May 8 without live audiences following a delay due to the outbreak of the novel coronavirus.
The club said in a statement Monday that it had placed the dolls around the stadium to replace human fans after receiving assurances from the supplier that they were ordinary mannequins, The New York Times reported.
“We had tried to add some fun in the no-spectator match,” FC Seoul said. “But we have not checked all the details, and that is clearly our fault.”
During its match against Gwangju FC over the weekend, observers pointed out on social media that the mannequins placed throughout the stadium to replicate fans looked like sex dolls. Photos shared on Twitter showed several dolls sitting in seats in the largely empty stadium in front of cardboard cutouts of the players.
One tweet noting that the dolls appeared to have branding from a manufacturer that makes adult goods quickly went viral.
https://thehill.com/homenews/498341-south-korea-soccer-club-apologizes-after-using-sex-dolls-as-stand-in-fans-at-empty
Lol, sorta like groupies...and ya don’t have to talk with ‘em.
The tailgate party must have been quite scandalous.
PedOncoDoc
05-19-2020, 10:21
At least they invested in new ones in lieu of the more-budget friendly used dolls...
At least they invested in new ones in lieu of the more-budget friendly used dolls...
As all the parties involved wore PPE not sure how you could tell??? :munchin
Hey Mamasan.....one of your girls gave me the clap....
No, GI....you paid for it.....
OK, I'm going to get in trouble for this. :D
Mammasan: "Which one?"
Me: "How do I know? They all look alike."
And the wife just laughed at me when I suggested that NASCAR should have placed a few mannequins in the stands on Sunday at Darlington with masks..... I guess the damn Koreans stole my idea.
And the wife just laughed at me when I suggested that NASCAR should have placed a few mannequins in the stands on Sunday at Darlington with masks..... I guess the damn Koreans stole my idea.
Sex dolls in the bleachers at a NASCAR event?
Are you insane?
Are you going to add a free order of buffalo chicken wings and a six pack of Natty-Light to the mix?
You need to brush up on Title 18, Chapter 102, Section 2101 before you do some crazy irresponsible crap like that here in one of the NASCAR States of America. If that happened at a place like Charlotte, it would kill more people than the Corona-Virus.
-It sounds like something Doctor Evil would do in an Austin Powers reboot...
I'm going to release 2 dozen RUBBER fembots into the Coca-Cola 600 unless you pay me...
...ONE.MILLLLLION.DOLLARS
Sex dolls in the bleachers at a NASCAR event?
Are you insane?
If that happened at a place like Charlotte, it would kill more people than the Corona-Virus.
-It sounds like something Doctor Evil would do in an Austin Powers reboot...
I'm going to release 2 dozen RUBBER fembots into the Coca-Cola 600 unless you pay me...
...ONE.MILLLLLION.DOLLARS
FAKE NEWS..
This type of talk only leads to chaos
I just received this link from AARP..
Good news! You probably won’t be killed by a sex robot
Our intrepid reporter Girl On The Net brings you this and other intriuging news from the International Congress on Love and Sex with Robots
They’re blunt tools, but they get people interested, and hopefully encourage people to read further into issues they might not previously have considered. For example, during her keynote talk, Dr Kate Devlin mentioned a robot which hit the headlines last year because it “looked like Scarlet Johansson”. She posed an ethical question for makers of realistic bots and dolls: how do you get permission from the person whose likeness you’re using?
Alternatively: “Celebrities Could Sue Over Sex Robot Doppelgangers!”
Dr Devlin also questioned why research into care robots for elderly people doesn’t also include meeting their sexual needs (“Academic Demands Sex Toys For Pensioners”)
https://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2016/dec/23/good-news-you-probably-wont-be-killed-by-a-sex-robot
:D
Fake News ???
You've clearly never been to a NASCAR race.
An Asian sexbot armed with a six pack of cheap race car beer and a dozen hot wings would would unleash a primordial fury in some NASCAR fans that could not be contained by mere hand sanitizer and homemade face coverings.
A single rogue programmer could slip in a line of code that causes one of those bots to spill a beer or throw a chicken bone and hell would ensue.
Pure hell on earth - because of a sexbot with some Natty-Light and a chicken bone.
That would work great if we were trying to cause a riot in Hong Kong or Tehran - but why it the name of dear sweet eight pound, six ounce, newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent, in his golden fleece diapers with tiny little fat balled up fists...
...why would anyone even think of such madness.
Not to mention - such a robot would be able to transmit computer viruses as well as the 'Rona - take THAT to your local Walmart when you try to buy more than 2 rolls of TP.
It isn't the 'bots you need to be afraid of - it is the savge instinct at the core of every human soul that must be feared. The 'bot is just a vehicle used to unleash the fury of a drunken angry NASCAR fan reeking from the smell of fermented hops and Louisiana hot sauce.
The 'bot is just a vehicle used to unleash the fury of a drunken angry NASCAR fan reeking from the smell of fermented hops and Louisiana hot sauce.
And, you say that like it’s a bad thing...hell, it might be an aphrodisiac ...dat bot be like da honey badger...it/she don’t give a fi*k ‘bout any reeking...’specialy hops and Tabasco or Crystal hot sauce, etc....fill in da blank...screw da ‘Rona...she don’t care dat ah reek???? !!!!
Co’meere...lol, give daddy some shuga...we bin on lockdown fo months...
I invited all of them gals to my birthday party
Co’meere...lol, give daddy some shuga...we bin on lockdown fo months...
They love you long time! :D
^^^^^^^^^Numba juuuuuaaaaannnn can do !