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Revelation 6:1-8
Pestilence
War
Death
TP
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Lolol...thank you JJ, needed a little laugh today.
Remember; "Don't squeeze the Charmin!" :o
Holly
Coming to a city near you. Although this is a serious situation, this here, I personally witness today first a 0645 at Restaurant depot in Langhorne, Pa. and then at Costco at approx 0945 in Princeton similar behavior.
In RD for the first time in memory, I was alone in a major restaurant supply center, which is usually bustling at that hour, then in Princeton, my wife and I watched as 50-100 people, with shopping carts in front of them maneuver for position to enter the store when the doors opened. When they did open it was without care, they rushed the opening, running to the back of the store for TP. There was none to be had. Undeterred, they fought each other for the bounty paper towels. Madness, if one considers the social mannerism inherent in the Princeton University orbit.
This illustrate that situation concisely. Living in-between Princeton and Trenton, where according to an employee the store's in Trenton are empty...I don't see this overhyped MSM doom (we're all gonna die) COVID-19 ending well.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8100045/Hungry-monkeys-Thailand-fight-banana-tourists-stay-way-coronavirus.html
Chronavirus
A poem by EKB, my 11 YO g-daughter, while recovering from an arm she busted Tuesday, doing an asymmetric PLF from the Jungle Gym @ school.
Pop Pop B Happy
PS: Chrona vs Corona?? No idea, but Chrona is a character from the anime Soul Eater. Virus = Soul Eater?? :munchin
rsdengler
03-13-2020, 06:16
LOL....Now that is funny....I was in the grocery store last night I needed my caffeine fix of coffee and almost every cart I saw had tons of TP....I just had to laugh and shake my head......:D
bblhead672
03-13-2020, 08:21
There's going to be lots of hungry people with really clean butts. :D
LOL....Now that is funny....I was in the grocery store last night I needed my caffeine fix of coffee and almost every cart I saw had tons of TP....I just had to laugh and shake my head......:D
No run on Bar soap guess no one thinks it cleans anything lol
BlackSunrise
03-13-2020, 09:03
Remember; "Don't squeeze the Charmin!" :o
Holly
LoL! There's none left to squeeze!
rsdengler
03-13-2020, 09:20
No run on Bar soap guess no one thinks it cleans anything lol
I do...hahaha...I swear by Dove Soap......It moisturizes too.....:D
I do...hahaha...I swear by Dove Soap......It moisturizes too.....:D
There are alternatives?? :munchin
There are alternatives?? :munchin
Some old school ones also
PedOncoDoc
03-13-2020, 16:05
One of my favorites I've seen so far...
now we are ready for anything
Coming to a city near you. Although this is a serious situation, this here, I personally witness today first a 0645 at Restaurant depot in Langhorne, Pa. and then at Costco at approx 0945 in Princeton similar behavior.
In RD for the first time in memory, I was alone in a major restaurant supply center, which is usually bustling at that hour, then in Princeton, my wife and I watched as 50-100 people, with shopping carts in front of them maneuver for position to enter the store when the doors opened. When they did open it was without care, they rushed the opening, running to the back of the store for TP. There was none to be had. Undeterred, they fought each other for the bounty paper towels. Madness, if one considers the social mannerism inherent in the Princeton University orbit.
This illustrate that situation concisely. Living in-between Princeton and Trenton, where according to an employee the store's in Trenton are empty...I don't see this overhyped MSM doom (we're all gonna die) COVID-19 ending well.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8100045/Hungry-monkeys-Thailand-fight-banana-tourists-stay-way-coronavirus.html
People have started to price gouge also
https://www.amazon.com/Scott-ComfortPlus-Toilet-Paper-Tissue/dp/B07KGPP8V7/ref=sr_1_2?m=A1IVTQ5XVYWTIE&marketplaceID=ATVPDKIKX0DER&qid=1584190305&s=merchant-items&sr=1-2
Ret10Echo
03-15-2020, 07:49
The clock moved another second closer to midnight and the Apocalypse.....:eek:
goto lowe's and get one of these just cut the wand down shorter
Be prepared for the apolitical future.. :D:lifter:D
rsdengler
03-15-2020, 12:26
goto lowe's and get one of these just cut the wand down shorter
Bahahahaha....I was also thinking about a power washer for some folks......:p
Be prepared for the apolitical future.. :D:lifter:D
h3ll yea eat some crayons for dinner
Then I saw as the band of panic-shopping Walmart customers came upon the supercenter, I heard the first of the four hoarders cry out with a voice as loud as thunder…
…and behold, there was a white shopping cart, and she who pushed it was named Karen and she demanded to see the manager. By the store managers own hand, a cart full of hand sanitizer was given to her, and she went out conquering and to conquer germs.
On Aisle #2 the shoppers cried out in fear as another Karen came forth, pushing a Red Cart and demanding to see the manager…
…to her the manager granted a cart overflowing with the remaining inventory of disinfectant spray and name-brand paper towels, thus wiping peace and tranquility from the store that men would slay one another over the remaining few rolls of generic paper goods.
Then I reached the 3rd aisle and heard the next Karen proclaim, “I want to see a manager” and behold, a black shopping cart and she who pushed it was holding a pack of Ramen Noodles in her hand and I heard the voice from the stores intercom system saying “no more than two items per shopper” but the 3rd Karen continued on her quest, with her cart overflowing with the last remaining packages of beef and chicken flavored Ramen Noodles but not so much as a bottle of Oak Leaf wine or even a 12-Pack of White Claw
When I came upon the 4th aisle I heard the cries of countless broken souls crying out in desperation…
…it was a giant Pale Cart and she who pushed it was named Karen; and hell followed with her. Authority was given to her over all the toilet paper. The Charmin, the Quilted Northern, the Angel Soft, even the store brand Great Value, were all snapped up into the giant Pale Cart and Karen went forth over the earth forcing people to wipe with newspaper, table napkins, or dirty socks while Bernie and Joe stood on an empty debate stage in an empty sound studio and argued over which of them would be doing a better job managing a global pandemic…
I don't remember the great TP shortage of 1973. Do you?
Heeeeere's Johnny! https://www.yout*be.com/watch?v=5K9-Lz0SbrA
S.
miclo18d
03-16-2020, 08:09
My contribution! LOL!
Read this today, OMG lolol....They walk the same planet as we do...geeze!
A police department in Oregon is urging people that if they’ve run out of toilet paper, it’s not worth calling 911. Fox News
https://fxn.ws/2TQxQL6
The Newport Police Department posted the surprising message on its ******** page as shoppers across the country have flocked to supermarkets to stock up on supplies amid the coronavirus pandemic that has put much of the world on edge.
“It’s hard to believe that we even have to post this. Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance,” NPD wrote.
The department then offered numerous alternatives if people couldn’t find their “favorite soft, ultra plush two-ply citrus scented tissue.
"There are always alternatives to toilet paper. Grocery receipts, newspaper, cloth rags, lace, cotton balls, and that empty toilet paper roll sitting on the holder right now,” the message read. “Plus, there are a variety of leaves you can safely use. Mother Earth News magazine will tell you how to make your own wipes using fifteen different leaves. When all else fails, you have magazine pages. Start saving those catalogs you get in the mail that you usually toss into the recycle bin."
"Be resourceful. Be patient. There is a TP shortage. This too shall pass. Just don’t call 9-1-1. We cannot bring you toilet paper.”
Holly
BlackSunrise
03-16-2020, 10:16
Read this today, OMG lolol....They walk the same planet as we do...geeze!
A police department in Oregon is urging people that if they’ve run out of toilet paper, it’s not worth calling 911. Fox News
https://fxn.ws/2TQxQL6
The Newport Police Department posted the surprising message on its ******** page as shoppers across the country have flocked to supermarkets to stock up on supplies amid the coronavirus pandemic that has put much of the world on edge.
“It’s hard to believe that we even have to post this. Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance,” NPD wrote.
The department then offered numerous alternatives if people couldn’t find their “favorite soft, ultra plush two-ply citrus scented tissue.
"There are always alternatives to toilet paper. Grocery receipts, newspaper, cloth rags, lace, cotton balls, and that empty toilet paper roll sitting on the holder right now,” the message read. “Plus, there are a variety of leaves you can safely use. Mother Earth News magazine will tell you how to make your own wipes using fifteen different leaves. When all else fails, you have magazine pages. Start saving those catalogs you get in the mail that you usually toss into the recycle bin."
"Be resourceful. Be patient. There is a TP shortage. This too shall pass. Just don’t call 9-1-1. We cannot bring you toilet paper.”
Holly
COVID-19; a global natural selection event.
rsdengler
03-16-2020, 10:28
Read this today, OMG lolol....They walk the same planet as we do...geeze!
A police department in Oregon is urging people that if they’ve run out of toilet paper, it’s not worth calling 911. Fox News
https://fxn.ws/2TQxQL6
The Newport Police Department posted the surprising message on its ******** page as shoppers across the country have flocked to supermarkets to stock up on supplies amid the coronavirus pandemic that has put much of the world on edge.
“It’s hard to believe that we even have to post this. Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance,” NPD wrote.
The department then offered numerous alternatives if people couldn’t find their “favorite soft, ultra plush two-ply citrus scented tissue.
"There are always alternatives to toilet paper. Grocery receipts, newspaper, cloth rags, lace, cotton balls, and that empty toilet paper roll sitting on the holder right now,” the message read. “Plus, there are a variety of leaves you can safely use. Mother Earth News magazine will tell you how to make your own wipes using fifteen different leaves. When all else fails, you have magazine pages. Start saving those catalogs you get in the mail that you usually toss into the recycle bin."
"Be resourceful. Be patient. There is a TP shortage. This too shall pass. Just don’t call 9-1-1. We cannot bring you toilet paper.”
Holly
Hahahahaha....Too funny, what is up with people? My dad used stop on the side of the road when we were on trips and if we needed to pee, "use leaves" he always said. I have tons of magazines I never got rid of lol with perfume samples in between the pages. Always useful if needed. Wow just Wow......it would have been worse if we had a snow storm...could you imagine? :p
bblhead672
03-16-2020, 10:33
I don't expect to find any old Sears catalogs at flea markets now.
I told my wife we shouldn't recycle those old DFW Metro Yellow Pages books that they might come in handy some day. :D
Shit...might be a timely excuse to subscribe to the NYT home delivery.
Ret10Echo
04-01-2020, 08:05
OH THE HUMANITY..... (https://wjactv.com/news/nation-world/big-rig-hauling-trailer-full-of-toilet-paper-bound-for-san-antonio-crashes-catches-fire)
Big rig hauling trailer full of toilet paper bound for San Antonio crashes, catches fire
by Maritza SalazarWednesday, April 1st 2020
:D
rsdengler
04-01-2020, 08:40
OH THE HUMANITY..... (https://wjactv.com/news/nation-world/big-rig-hauling-trailer-full-of-toilet-paper-bound-for-san-antonio-crashes-catches-fire)
:D
LOL...OMG...That does it, the Country will be in a panic mode once again....."Save the TP, Save the TP" Oh The Horror.....:p
Coming to a city near you. Although this is a serious situation, this here, I personally witness today first a 0645 at Restaurant depot in Langhorne, Pa. and then at Costco at approx 0945 in Princeton similar behavior.
In RD for the first time in memory, I was alone in a major restaurant supply center, which is usually bustling at that hour, then in Princeton, my wife and I watched as 50-100 people, with shopping carts in front of them maneuver for position to enter the store when the doors opened. When they did open it was without care, they rushed the opening, running to the back of the store for TP. There was none to be had. Undeterred, they fought each other for the bounty paper towels. Madness, if one considers the social mannerism inherent in the Princeton University orbit.
This illustrate that situation concisely. Living in-between Princeton and Trenton, where according to an employee the store's in Trenton are empty...I don't see this overhyped MSM doom (we're all gonna die) COVID-19 ending well.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8100045/Hungry-monkeys-Thailand-fight-banana-tourists-stay-way-coronavirus.html
I can see it now. Junior is bitching to Mom and Dad at the dinner table about being cooped up in the house/yard. Then Mom says: "Shut up and eat your toilet paper."
frostfire
04-01-2020, 23:47
h3ll yea eat some crayons for dinner
i thought that was for the prospect of the kiddos being stuck 24/7 with you for months! :eek:
frostfire
04-01-2020, 23:50
Be prepared for the apolitical future.. :D:lifter:D
that's it! I'm serving quarantini for the medical folks tonight !
Yes, something to emulate from the East: soap and water >TP :cool:
There has always been a bit of controversy around the US abandoning the gold standard based economy in the eaerly 70's.
Opinions being what they are - one thing gold did was kept the value of the dollar AWAY from politicians that could just "print more" when they needed to buy votes...
Maybe instead of a gold standard, we transition to a commodity standard. Instead of gold and silver maybe the dollar needs to be backed by toilet paper and hand sanitizer.
Something tangible to provide consumer trust i the American dollar. Charmin futures are tangible assets. Americans want something they can put faith in - when you wake up in the morning and "Mr. Coffee" has already started brewing your morning joe - you walk into the kitchen confident that your day is about to start off on a good foot.
When you have a plate full of bacon and eggs - you have something familiar; you have a known quantity that produces an expected result - a belly full of bacon and eggs will carry you through the day.
When politicians can just "print money" it creates uncertainty - it changes the value of our money - it puts control of our wealth in the hands of people that have proven beyond any doubt that they WILL abuse the public trust. We have become accustomed to letting politicians treat OUR money the way our kids treat monopoly money...
TP is real. It's tangible - when you have a 9-Pack of Quilted Northern in the back of your closet, you can hit the can with confidence. You dont sit on the can worried that you might have to spend your Saturday morning jumping from store to store looking for something that wont stop up the plumbing - you don't sit down at a huge meal worried that this huge plate of roast beef is going to be the one that leaves you pulling off the last few sheets of generic TP that feel like sandpaper because thats all the economy has to offer...
...when your toilet breaks are backed up by names like Charmin, Angel Soft, and Quilted Northern - consumer confidence soars. You aren't afraid to have an extra cup of coffee to wash down that bowl of oatmeal with extra fruit. You aren't afraid to have that second helping of corned beef and cabbage. You know that your shit tickets will hold their value because they are backed by something real. Something you can depend on.
Or, you could just pretend that Walmart will provide. You could just trust in "Big Grocery" to care for you from cradle to grave. Just tell yourself that Walmart will just print more Great Value brand TP so that everyone has a roll. Just let "Big Grocery" manage your paper - but don't be surprised when they limit purchases to "1-Per-Customer" because the illusion of "printing more" is just that - an illusion. When we rely on Walmart to "print more" we end up living "roll-to-roll" with no confidence that our next trip to the john will be a pleasant one. We start eating brown rice, white toast, and canned tuna because our confidence is low. Nobody wants to grab that big plate of extra hot buffalo wings because they are afraid of what the morning will bring...
I'm not posting this to cause panic - I am posting this only to bear witness to the coming of that 4th Horseman of the apocalypse. When "I need to see a manager Karen" comes forth, riding upon her Pale Shopping cart it will be too late. I've SEEN her upon her Pale steed - and hell is following with her.
That semi-trailer was a sign. The opening of a seal - recount what has been declared about the Pale Rider - Authority was given to her over all the toilet paper. The Charmin, the Quilted Northern, the Angel Soft, even the store brand Great Value, were all snapped up into the giant Pale Cart and Karen went forth over the earth.
...and the TP was scattered across the land and burned
tom kelly
04-02-2020, 13:59
CIVIL UNREST ? RIOTS, LOOTING, CITIES BURNING, MARTIAL LAW, NO LAW, EVERYMAN FOR HIMSELF ? I do not see this happening because of the perceived shortage of TP. The real shortage of ventilators is a problem for those that need one but are not in a position to demand or take one. The Prescription drugs Hydroxychloroquine, Azithromycin, Zinc sulfate may become the most desired asset, commodity, to keep you alive ! Where are these drugs stored? who has or can get access to them.? Being Positive; Wait & See....
All we need are a few specters manifesting in NYC during these trying times to push us the rest of the way into chaos...
Maybe instead of a gold standard, we transition to a commodity standard. Instead of gold and silver maybe the dollar needs to be backed by toilet paper and hand sanitizer.
Something tangible to provide consumer trust i the American dollar. Charmin futures are tangible assets.
Box your on to something
Let us print our money on rolls and it can be exchanged for the softer charmin
but in a emergency the Govt can authorize the use of the money rolls as toilet paper. It will be Rough and tough and wont take shit off anyone but it will still be good for something.