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Requiem
10-02-2019, 23:56
Portland's new city building is gender-conscious and will have no urinals in any of its restrooms.

(I'd hate to be the janitor in that building...)

The city of Portland apparently has a gender problem with bathrooms.

According to KGW-TV, the city decided when they remodeled the Portland Building that urinals would be banned. Last February Chief Administrative Officer Tom Rinehart emailed employees:

We will continue to have gender-specific (male and female) multi-stall restrooms that are readily available to any employee that prefers to use one. But, there will be no urinals in any restroom in the building. This will give us the flexibility we need for any future changes in signage … I am convinced that this is the right way to ensure success as your employer, remove arbitrary barriers in our community, and provide leadership that is reflective of our shared values.

Radio talk show host Lars Larson told KGW, “I think it’s ridiculous. First of all, I know that it already makes a lot of people uncomfortable. Secondly, its gonna take up a lot more space and third, anyone who’s ever been to any public event — have you seen the line at the ladies room? Do you see any line at the men’s room?” Larson pointed out that urinals use far less water than toilets.

KGW reported, “The building’s 1st, 3rd and 15th floors will have large multi-stall bathrooms that men and women will use together. Other floors will have separate men’s and women’s bathrooms. But every floor will have at least one any gender bathroom. Overall there will be 42 ‘all-user stalls’ as the city calls them and 104 gender specific stalls.” source:https://www.dailywire.com/news/gender-conscious-portland-bans-something-from-mens-bathrooms-in-city-building?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=benshapiro

JJ_BPK
10-03-2019, 09:46
Additionally,

OSHA has determined that all public bathroom doors will henceforth be swinging with a push plate.

:D:lifter:D

SF_BHT
10-03-2019, 09:48
Who cares. Everyone from Portland Swuats anyway.:p

rsdengler
10-03-2019, 10:29
Yep, the Janitors will be pissed (no pun intended) cleaning a lot of splatter off the toilet seats. The next thing you'll see is a Kotex Dispenser in the men's bathroom; Oh wait......He-She's can't have their period so I guess that means they are still men who are "dickless"....Gee, what's this world coming too.......

Box
10-03-2019, 10:41
...cleaning a lot of splatter off the toilet seats ???


No Ma'am
There will be no peeing on toilet seats.

My preferred spot is to piss right on the wall.

rsdengler
10-03-2019, 10:46
Bahahahaha.....That's what the "real" men should do then, unzip and just pee on the walls of those new "gender-specific" bathrooms; who needs a damn urinal.....:D

cbtengr
10-03-2019, 13:06
Bahahahaha.....That's what the "real" men should do then, unzip and just pee on the walls of those new "gender-specific" bathrooms; who needs a damn urinal.....:D

Must be a lot of real men down in San Francisco, pi** and sh** all over the place.

Ret10Echo
10-03-2019, 13:22
Maximum neutrality...

A large linoleum room, no fixtures or hardware, with a drain in the center..

Do your worst.

bblhead672
10-15-2019, 10:10
My preferred spot is to piss right on the wall.

...where the urinal used to be. :D

Probably most of the "men" in Portland will be squatting to pee anyway...once their bettors tell them standing to pee is offensive to the penis-challenged genders.

PedOncoDoc
10-15-2019, 12:16
I assume all bathrooms will have sinks. Problem solved.

Golf1echo
10-15-2019, 14:07
Good time to share a favorite urinal story...
https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2009-08-17/a-man-urinates-on-a-photo-of-a-banker-in-the/1393812
America Standard and Koehler ought to go after them.

Box, I’ll raise you an exploded colonoscopy bag, ever seen one, I hope none of you ever do....surely that’s what that had to be :eek:

miclo18d
10-15-2019, 20:47
I’m absolutely appalled by Portland’s insensitive decision to ban urinals!

Women that have transitioned to males are being wholeheartedly disenfranchised and neglected as the men they are! How dare Portland take away this right of passage, that all men enjoy, by removing the bathroom instrument that makes men, men. How is a transitioning person supposed to feel like the gender they have chosen, if they are forced to urinate like the former gender they are trying to transition from?

Shame Portland.........shame.

PSM
10-15-2019, 22:28
There was a +/- 1960s novel with female urinals in it. My aging memory says that it was "7 Days in May". It didn't work for them. :)

Sohei
10-16-2019, 18:05
And yet I remember reading of days when men carried swords and axes on their person everywhere they went.

It's sad to see what we as a nation have become....

rsdengler
10-18-2019, 10:14
And yet I remember reading of days when men carried swords and axes on their person everywhere they went.

It's sad to see what we as a nation have become....

The "P" Word comes to mind.......;)

Box
10-18-2019, 11:17
Passive ??

rsdengler
10-18-2019, 12:20
Lol...Silly....:p