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Kyobanim
01-25-2005, 18:09
Catagories for the Oscars that thould, but never will be, included.
Best Explosion
Stupidest Portrayal of a Military Unit
Best Death of a Bad Guy
Others?
CPTAUSRET
01-25-2005, 18:14
Catagories for the Oscars that thould, but never will be, included.
Best Explosion
Stupidest Portrayal of a Military Unit
Best Death of a Bad Guy
Others?
Best exploding cat!
Boondock Saints!!
Best "head shot"...
I'm only kidding! :D
CPTAUSRET
01-25-2005, 18:33
Best "head shot"...
I'm only kidding! :D
No your not!!! :D
Terry
The Reaper
01-25-2005, 19:01
Smallest category in the list:
Most Patriotic
TR
Kyobanim
01-25-2005, 19:29
Smallest category in the list:
Most Patriotic
TR
Hey, you can't have a category with no nominations!
Best "head shot"...
:D I like that one
The Reaper
01-25-2005, 19:36
Okay, we can make it relative.
Most Reflective of Conservative Values
TR
CPTAUSRET
01-25-2005, 19:43
Okay, we can make it relative.
Most Reflective of Conservative Values
TR
Boondock Saints.
The Reaper
01-25-2005, 19:49
Boondock Saints.
The Gay FBI agent, the homicidal alcoholic twins, the racist mafiosi, the disgusting lesbian, the bartender with Tourette's, the incompetent local cops, or the corrupt Russians?
TR
Basenshukai
01-25-2005, 19:49
Longest lasting pistol mag :D
CPTAUSRET
01-25-2005, 19:55
The Gay FBI agent, the homicidal alcoholic twins, the racist mafiosi, the disgusting lesbian, the bartender with Tourette's, the incompetent local cops, or the corrupt Russians?
TR
The brothers Dad!
Hell, the bartender didn't have Tourettes, he was just chock full of malapropisms!
The Reaper
01-25-2005, 20:08
The brothers Dad!
Hell, the bartender didn't have Tourettes, he was just chock full of malapropisms!
Did you miss the bartender stuttering while swear words came out accidentally in the middle of his comments?
TR
CPTAUSRET
01-25-2005, 20:14
Did you miss the bartender stuttering while swear words came out accidentally in the middle of his comments?
TR
No I didn't miss it, I even had Nancy watch the movie with me.
I didn't ask her if she thought he had Tourettes, though. I was joshing you, tongue in cheek.
Bravo1-3
01-26-2005, 02:01
Biggest Marketing Budget Relative to Movie Quality
-or-
Biggest POS to sell Happy Meal toys.
Biggest Piece of Prescribed Culture
Biggest Marketing Budget Relative to Movie Quality
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Blade Trinity takes that award.
"What's she doing?"
"Oh she's updating the playlist on her Apple iPod 40gb. She can update her playlist in minutes!"
"That's amazing!"
Archangel
01-26-2005, 06:27
Catagories for the Oscars that thould, but never will be, included.
Best Explosion
Stupidest Portrayal of a Military Unit
Best Death of a Bad Guy
Others?
How many times you can charge your gun in a scene (without ejecting a round)...
I love it how they go into a situation knowing that there will be a firefight, but don't have a round in the chamber of their weapon until they've had a chance to talk to the enemy...
"Put the gun down!" CLICK
"Tell me where the money is!" CLICK
My personal all-time favorite is when they "click" the hammer back on a Glock... CLICK!
:rolleyes:
Goggles Pizano
01-26-2005, 09:51
Blade Trinity takes that award.
"What's she doing?"
"Oh she's updating the playlist on her Apple iPod 40gb. She can update her playlist in minutes!"
"That's amazing!"
I don't know Huey, Caddyshack was nothing but an hour and a half of golf company advertisments. Christ they even named a character "spalding".
CommoGeek
01-26-2005, 13:37
Most Realistic Portrayal of a:
LEO
Firefighter
Servicemember
Most Realistic Fight Scene
Funniest Smart Remark
Most Devious Form of Revenge