Star Wars: The Last Jedi

[JJ_BPK]

Has anyone watched the new flick?

Looks like the continuing intergalactic war is having an impact on troop retention??

General Milley has another problem too fix??

:D:D:D

[miclo18d]

The Galactic Empire in Coruscant announced today that the Decahedron will allow “trans” Stormtroopers to serve the Empire and allow females to serve in the following units:

Imperial commando (under Imperial Army)
Imperial Hammers Elite Armor Unit (Under Imperial Army)
Imperial Navy commando (under Imperial Navy)
Imperial Special Forces
Noghri Death Commandos
Special Navy Force (under Imperial Navy/Imperial Intelligence)
Black Eight Squadron (under Imperial Navy/Starfighter Corps)
Scimitar assault wing (under Imperial Navy/Starfighter Corps)
Stormtrooper Corps
501st Legion
Imperial Commando Special Unit
Storm commandos
Shadow stormtrooper
Vader's Special Force Trooper
Darth Vader's Security Force

In further news Moff Redd Wessel, commander of GESOC, announced that standards would not be dropped and that women would have to meet those standards to get in (wink wink)!

[bailaviborita]

That looks like the maternity stormtrooper uniform. If you are authorized to wear that you have special PT and are exempt from serving in the Death Star while it is actively seeking out planets to destroy. You know- because of the radiation and stuff...

[bailaviborita]

When will they have one of these, though?

[Box]

The new trilogy has somewhat of a 'Social justice Wars' theme to it...


Rey is without a doubt a Mary-Sue character with a gender-neutral name and if Kylo Ren doesn't serve as a metaphor for disillusioned millennials everywhere then I really need to replace the tinfoil liner in my ball-hat

I hope they designate a few safe-spaces inside the passenger compartments of the Millenial Falcon

[Old Dog New Trick]

Watched it last night with my son. Agree with Box the SJW force is strong with this one.

If the trilogy continues with this theme I suspect the RESISTANCE will fail. :rolleyes:

[Team Sergeant]

social justice warriors & millennials destroying the movie industry.

They can shove the "last jedi" where the sun doesn't shine.