View Full Version : I WANT MY PENIS BACK!!!!!!!!!
Team Sergeant
10-04-2017, 09:40
So how many Ph.D.’s, MD’s, psychiatrists, psychologists does it take to mutilate a mentally ill patient? :munchin
The rise of transgender reversals: Surgeon in sex-change hub of Serbia reports a surge in the rate of patients changing their mind
• Dr Miroslav Djordjevic has been performing transgender surgery for a decade
• In the last five years he has seen about 14 patients seeking reversal treatment
• He said all of those patients got their initial procedures elsewhere, at clinics where he feels they did not receive sufficient psychiatric screening
By Mia De Graaf For Dailymail.com
PUBLISHED: 18:16 EDT, 2 October 2017 | UPDATED: 21:59 EDT, 2 October 2017
There has been a surge in patients wanting to reverse their transgender surgery, according to a leading doctor in Serbia, the global hub of transgender corrective surgery.
Dr Miroslav Djordjevic, a urologist in Belgrade, has been treating patients from all over the world for about 10 years.
His clinic in the capital of a country that is openly hostile to LGBT groups, became an unlikely haven for transgender patiets.
But now, Dr Djordjevic has told The Telegraph that he is seeing an increase in the number of patients seeking reversal surgery.
He warns the majority of people exploring reversals did not receive sufficient psychiatric screening before undergoing the procedure - and he urges the medical community not to antagonize people that change their mind.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4942482/The-rise-transgender-reversals.html
you should put this in 'The Comedy zone' - it is fucking hilarious
That serves as more proof that they are mentally ill. They are what they are and they need to live with it. If they don't like the hand they were dealt at birth, get over it an drive on.
rsdengler
10-04-2017, 10:03
LOL.....Ha......way too hilarious.... I can see some He-She now saying "Oh, by the way could you just dig my old penis out of the red "contaminated" medical disposal bag....I changed my mind"..:D Freakin crazy......
Mustang Man
10-04-2017, 10:14
Wow it's like their mentally ill and could've just gone through therapy instead of permanent surgery! Now they can suffer with their Frankenstein penis.
bblhead672
10-04-2017, 10:40
Hopefully if they decide to reattach a penis, the only ones available will be very small ones that don't rise to any occasion.:D
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bandycpa
10-04-2017, 11:39
With transgenderism now an option, why get mutilated at all? Just decide from day to day on which side of the fence you want to be. All of the benefits, none of the expense.
On the bright side, the surgery is deductible. At least til the new tax framework becomes law.
We need a medic to opine as to the relative difficulty in doing a "Loppadickoffame" versus an "addadicktome". I suspect the second is a much more involved and expensive procedure.
We need a medic to opine as to the relative difficulty in doing a "Loppadickoffame" versus an "addadicktome". I suspect the second is a much more involved and expensive procedure.
Thank you JimP, I needed that today. :D
PedOncoDoc
10-04-2017, 12:22
We need a medic to opine as to the relative difficulty in doing a "Loppadickoffame" versus an "addadicktome". I suspect the second is a much more involved and expensive procedure.
Only if you want said appendage to have the functions intended of the original organ. ;)
frostfire
10-04-2017, 13:52
Reminder me of old quote from Law and Order SVU
Easier to dig a hole than build a pole
Longstreet
10-04-2017, 14:43
Ben Shapiro commented on this once and stated that people who are transgender suffer from a suicide rate of 40% and the only time such high rates of suicide has ever been seen was during WWII - when the Jewish community refused to go with the Nazis. Ben also stated that research has proven that even with surgical procedures, the rate of suicide among such people remained just as high.
Now I have no idea how Mr. Shapiro is regarded in America, but from what I have watched of him, that man knows his facts. I wish more people would base their opinions on facts rather than their emotions so that the correct decisions can be made and problems can be solved.
jaYson
rubberneck
10-04-2017, 15:15
you should put this in 'The Comedy zone' - it is fucking hilarious
IMHO Doctors that perform sex change surgery violate their Hippocratic oath. Transgender is codified in the DSM as a mental health disorder. At the behest of a mentally ill patient they are surgically disfiguring their patients. No doctor would surgically remove an arm from a mentally ill patient just because they wanted it removed. It's absurd.
miclo18d
10-04-2017, 17:42
The next leap forward in medical science needs to be a modular gender/genitalia attachment system...
RCW Feathers!!! Classic!
We need a medic to opine as to the relative difficulty in doing a "Loppadickoffame" versus an "addadicktome". I suspect the second is a much more involved and expensive procedure.
Are you sure you want to know?
To change male genitalia to female genitalia, an incision is made into the scrotum. The flap of skin is pulled back, and the testes are removed. The skin is stripped from the penis but left attached, and a shorter urethra is cut. All but a stump of the penis is removed. The excess skin is used to create the labia (external genitalia) and vagina.
you should put this in 'The Comedy zone' - it is fucking hilarious
I disagree. This is serious shit. I'm already trying to figure out how to time a gender reassignment surgery to better advance my Army career. (what's left of it, that is).
To change male genitalia to female genitalia, an incision is made into the scrotum. The flap of skin is pulled back, and the testes are removed. The skin is stripped from the penis but left attached, and a shorter urethra is cut. All but a stump of the penis is removed. The excess skin is used to create the labia (external genitalia) and vagina.
__________________
"uuuhhhmmmm........K........., ahhhh...(long awkward pause as I look for the exits).....nothing for me today thank you, I'll just go check to see if I locked my bike up....(slide quietly towards the door)."
In the words of that great thespian Tony Soprano: "That's just too *ucked-up to think about."
rsdengler
10-05-2017, 06:50
We need a medic to opine as to the relative difficulty in doing a "Loppadickoffame" versus an "addadicktome". I suspect the second is a much more involved and expensive procedure.
Ha...that's just to damn funny:D
Only if you want said appendage to have the functions intended of the original organ. ;)
LOL...So, if they "changed their minds" and wanted to have an "appendage reattached", could they ask the doctor-"Hey Doc, could you give me either the John Holmes or the Ron Jeremy model?"......:p
To change male genitalia to female genitalia, an incision is made into the scrotum. The flap of skin is pulled back, and the testes are removed. The skin is stripped from the penis but left attached, and a shorter urethra is cut. All but a stump of the penis is removed. The excess skin is used to create the labia (external genitalia) and vagina.
How would you know this? I am worried about you (brother? sister?)!
Ha...that's just to damn funny:D
LOL...So, if they "changed their minds" and wanted to have an "appendage reattached", could they ask the doctor-"Hey Doc, could you give me either the John Holmes or the Ron Jeremy model?"......:p
Your mother is blushing due to the fact you even know about this!
Your mother is blushing due to the fact you even know about this!
Oh... SNAP
rsdengler
10-05-2017, 07:11
How would you know this? I am worried about you (brother? sister?)!
Your mother is blushing due to the fact you even know about this!
LOL...What Mom doesn't know......:D Ha.....
frostfire
10-05-2017, 09:19
RCW Feathers!!! Classic!
Are you sure you want to know
To change male genitalia to female genitalia, an incision is made into the scrotum. The flap of skin is pulled back, and the testes are removed. The skin is stripped from the penis but left attached, and a shorter urethra is cut. All but a stump of the penis is removed. The excess skin is used to create the labia (external genitalia) and vagina.
Since we are already there...
The original issue vagina leads to cervix with visible cervical os, hymen and so on.
On the aftermarket one???
The Tony Soprano quote is spot on. You can’t unsee things. Can’t unthink them either!
To change male genitalia to female genitalia, an incision is made into the scrotum. The flap of skin is pulled back, and the testes are removed. The skin is stripped from the penis but left attached, and a shorter urethra is cut. All but a stump of the penis is removed. The excess skin is used to create the labia (external genitalia) and vagina.
__________________
"uuuhhhmmmm........K........., ahhhh...(long awkward pause as I look for the exits).....nothing for me today thank you, I'll just go check to see if I locked my bike up....(slide quietly towards the door)."
In the words of that great thespian Tony Soprano: "That's just too *ucked-up to think about."Maybe I need broaden the material I read....
NOPE! Ain't happening...:lifter