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I really don't need another hernia but laughing at this almost caused one. I don't know if this is a joke or not.
Antifa Boot Camp! (http://www.unicornriot.ninja/?p=16377) :D
Pat
The pure muppetry is laughter inducing.
It reminds me of those Afghan jumping jack and terrorist propaganda blooper videos in a hipster kind of way.
Unfortunately, I can never keep it light and have to get serious. :D
This feels like a 21st century social media fuelled Groundhog Day of the late 60's/early 70's, based on what I've read/seen of history.
Weathermen, Baader Meinhoff/RAF, and to a lesser extent the Black Panthers were formed and fuelled on campus amongst youth cohorts in groups that started as non violent, and mutated into political violence and terrorism. At least that's my understanding, feel free to correct me if wrong.
1,000,000 attend a single non violent protest event and active on social media
100,000 attend multiple events and take leadership role on social media
10,000 commit misdemeanour criminal acts of civil disobedience and sympathetic
1000 willing to act as auxiliary and underground for political violence movement
100 hardcore urban guerrillas
Not to scale obviously and just my speculation, but surely there's some quant jockey good with the maths who can accurately predict like an insurance actuary that X folks participating in a movement leads to Y folks building bombs, or worse Z folks who will just continue to persistently and resiliently build their political base in a strictly non violent movement like a cancer.
So I'm laughing, but I'm also trying to think of this as an indicator rather than just the pathetic "capability" it is.
Occupy and Tea Party grew enormously and quickly, but both networks lacked the hierarchy necessary to be anything more than an amoeba without a nucleus.
I'm most interested in any nucleus that develops thru iteration from the left side of the spectrum.
Mustang Man
06-23-2017, 16:42
Oh god that was some of the cringiest shit I've seen in a while... They all look like cancer patients undergoing their next sex change. Seriously no LEO allowed in their litte fag club, did they honestly think they'd be interested in the first place? Nope it's all about making a statement, gain attention, and make money off other idiots. Is it weird I actually feel kinda bad for them?
SouthernDZ
06-23-2017, 17:20
"Heteronormative?"
Old Dog New Trick
06-23-2017, 17:24
Hey now, cancer patients have a real struggle just to survive their unchosen ailment.
These idiots have a choice too, they should immediately seek a safe space where balls are available to release pent up tension. I hope they learn to throw better than what they are learning about throwing a punch.
Scimitar
06-24-2017, 02:05
I can't believe one of the quoted "Mark Rippitoe" of "Starting Strength" fame.
"Stronger people are harder to kill"
Epicly cringy.
:lifter
S
rsdengler
06-24-2017, 06:13
LOL...They better eat their Wheaties.....they need all the help they can get....:lifter
You would hope that this was some type of satire but.... with today's gaggle of freaks this is probably real. What is happening to our society and country.
miclo18d
06-25-2017, 04:53
The website Unicorn Riot is real and seems to be a quasi-news organization. They seem to do stories local to the Midwest Chi-town, MN, KXL pipeline. Most stories are either "peaceful protestors are harassed/arrested" or "Trump supporters are all Nazis". They were particularly involved and interested in a shooting in MN I had never heard of at a BLM protest.
As far as the video goes.... well... you go girlz!
PS as a particular note, they had a story that claimed leaked information about Tiger Swan Group (former .mil security contractor) providing services at the KXL pipeline, that was of particular interest.
rubberneck
06-25-2017, 05:23
Time to take a page out of Obama's playbook and declare these idiots a domestic terror group. As far as I'm concerned they are planning to, and in some cases have already used violence to further a political goal. The irony is they are just as fascist as the imaginary fascists in their head.
They should focus on tossing glitter and running away in some kicky-little strapless outfit rather than insert themselves into violence. Be better for everyone.
The Reaper
06-25-2017, 08:13
Has the Southern Poverty Law Center put them on their list yet?
TR
Has the Southern Poverty Law Center put them on their list yet?
TR
As soon as they get done going after the Christians that do not embrace the gay crowd.
Bleed Green
06-25-2017, 17:50
Thanks for the disclaimer Pat. I made sure I was not sipping anything when I hit the play button and you quite possibly saved my Mac. I am thinking that their best bet is to stock up on bike locks or hope nobody who already knew how to make a fist before this pussy riot took place is within arms length when they go through the 6 basic steps of making a fist.
bblhead672
06-26-2017, 06:59
The Chicago socialists club wants a gym and safe space to train and work out, and per socialist dogma it has to be "free" to all the oppressed people. They at least understand "free" doesn't actually mean that and are looking for like minded people who actually have money to give them, at least until they can figure out how to get Chicago taxpayers to foot the bill.