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Last hard class
04-25-2017, 22:03
ISIS Fighters killed by wild boars:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiHl5iAnsHTAhXFgFQKHRV6B2wQqUMIKjAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsweek.com%2Fisis-fighters-iraq-killed-wild-boars-ambush-civilians-589816&usg=AFQjCNEccriUyz_ivAuDjktuEJWfCZZnMg
LHC
mark46th
04-25-2017, 22:47
I don't believe Allah allows pig shit in heaven. Too bad for them. I am going pig hunting in two weeks. First rule of pig hunting is Hogs can't jump. Stay near the trees.
miclo18d
04-26-2017, 05:39
Update to Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model)
Wild Boar replaces Snake.
7. Special Forces: Makes contact with WILD BOAR, ignores all State Department directives & Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with WILD BOAR and winning its heart and mind. Trains it to kill ISIS. Files enormous travel settlement upon return.
Team Sergeant
04-26-2017, 15:06
ISIS Fighters killed by wild boars:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiHl5iAnsHTAhXFgFQKHRV6B2wQqUMIKjAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsweek.com%2Fisis-fighters-iraq-killed-wild-boars-ambush-civilians-589816&usg=AFQjCNEccriUyz_ivAuDjktuEJWfCZZnMg
LHC
allah can be funny....... a fitting end to scum.
Badger52
04-27-2017, 16:26
Update to Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model)
Wild Boar replaces Snake.
7. Special Forces: Makes contact with WILD BOAR, ignores all State Department directives & Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with WILD BOAR and winning its heart and mind. Trains it to kill ISIS. Files enormous travel settlement upon return.LMAO.
And in other news from the Left Coast SEALS console their dolphins, who are rumored to be pouting and crying, "But... Jointness!"
Poetic justice at its finest!
DJ Urbanovsky
04-28-2017, 12:43
Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.