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Team Sergeant
03-22-2017, 07:50
The chair is off the wall.
Prepare.
Streck-Fu
03-22-2017, 08:09
John has a long beard.
We're updating this for 2017, right? John has to have a long beard by now....
It's about time. I was jonesing for it!
Cry Havoc ... and let slip the BILLY of WAR !!!!!
:eek:
Team Sergeant
03-22-2017, 10:11
Cry Havoc ... and let slip the BILLY of WAR !!!!!
:eek:
Don't tell anyone but we placed a GPS tracker on Billy's truck. We wanted heads up on which states he is about to invade.
alex jones and paul watson have probably not slept since Jade Helm 2015. Funny I've not heard them scream the sky is falling again.......
TOMAHAWK9521
03-22-2017, 10:26
My dog's got no nose.
My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell ???
:munchin
... for those of you that know your role and accept your fate, when my people come to recolonize this pathetic continent, your names will be on the protected rolls, and you will come to no harm
Badger52
03-22-2017, 12:30
Well, there are still a couple of LSA's and airstrips out there being maintained by some old guys playin' Pinochle - yours to use at will. They're thirsty out there in "no-politician-really-gives-a-shit" land, though. Might have to get in some cooler resupply. They'd probably welcome the break from the lizard-counting monotony.
:munchin
How does he smell ???
:munchin
Very bad, he got into the beans... :D
TOMAHAWK9521
03-22-2017, 20:26
How does he smell ???
:munchin
Terrible!! :D
The tattoo has been...................covered
CAARNG 68W
03-22-2017, 20:38
Who's guns are we coming for first, Bubba's or Jethro's?
Badger52
03-22-2017, 21:09
I would suggest making the worst accusations of those in sanctuary cities come true. Ya know, just so they get the vocabulary right.
We were promised a wall for . . . well, you know. Haven't even gotten the bricks yet. Oppression takes prep, ya know!
Uh, should that have been in code? Don't have a code book yet. It's 2017 already?
Pat
The jaguar is on the Wall
I say again the Jaguar is on the wall.
Sally has a new dress......
all of this mindless chatter needs to stop
keep this station clear unless you have an official message for the resistance
knuckleheads
bblhead672
03-23-2017, 08:03
The jaguar is on the Wall
I say again the Jaguar is on the wall.
Sally has a new dress......
Monica has a blue dress. (in the background, "Shut up Bill" followed by highball glass breaking against wall)
Oldrotorhead
03-23-2017, 08:54
If I'm not allowed to fly one of the Black Helicopters this year I'm going to join the opposition!:o
TOMAHAWK9521
03-23-2017, 09:36
"Cut the chatter, Rogue 2!"
The bear shit in the woods. I repeat, the bear shit in the woods.
Roger, Wilco...
...over and out
(1VB)compforce
03-23-2017, 10:33
The bear shit in the woods. I repeat, the bear shit in the woods.
Clarification request, break, a tree fell in the bear shit ,break, did the tree make a sound? over
This thread will be the sole source of an Alex Jones special in 3, 2, 1.....
"Hi Mom!"
We hit the 1/4 mark on the wall and 1800 mile underground processing center. And some think it is to keep illegals out, HA! It is to keep the dimwits in.
DIYPatriot
03-24-2017, 14:42
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Y'all go paint "wolverines" on a burned out truck or something, and shut up already.
cat in the hat
03-28-2017, 09:25
Free the depressed
Golf1echo
03-28-2017, 09:48
The long sobs of the violins of Autumn wound my heart with a monotonous languor
AKA
"Les sanglots longs / des violons / de l'automne" "Blessent mon coeur / d'une langueur / monotone"
Jim Hooper is alive and out of Ft. Benning.
I say again ...
Jim Hooper is alive and out of Ft. Benning.
The chair is off the wall.
Prepare.
Okay ya'll QP's, just pm or email when you reach this AO! Free beer, good times, and great BBQ/ breakfast for those traveling through.
We luv Our QP's.:lifter
Holly
cat in the hat
04-09-2017, 13:14
anyone who says "you can lead a horse to water but can't make him drink"
has never been water boarded.
24-48 hour planning?
I would be surprised if anyone around here was planning 24-48 minutes out
Okay ya'll QP's, just pm or email when you reach this AO! Free beer, good times, and great BBQ/ breakfast for those traveling through.
We luv Our QP's.:lifter
Holly
And Athena, Warrior Goddess, has spoken..
Hail Athena.. :lifter:D:lifter
And Athena, Warrior Goddess, has spoken..
Hail Athena
LOL JJ! That made my day...
The offer stands.:)
Ya'll be safe out there.
Holly