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02-11-2004, 04:55
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day there he takes off his clothes
and starts to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an
erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did
you call for me?"
The man replies "No; what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain.
It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called
for me."
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies him
down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way
with her.
The man is ecstatic, he can't believe his good fortune. He
continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he
sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the
steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No; what do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be new," says
the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called
for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and
has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony's office, where he is
greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist,
"May I help you?" she says. The man yells, "Here's my membership
card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You
haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old; I only get an
erection once a month, but I fart 20 times a day! I'm outta here.
On his first day there he takes off his clothes
and starts to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an
erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did
you call for me?"
The man replies "No; what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain.
It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called
for me."
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies him
down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way
with her.
The man is ecstatic, he can't believe his good fortune. He
continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he
sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the
steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No; what do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be new," says
the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called
for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and
has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony's office, where he is
greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist,
"May I help you?" she says. The man yells, "Here's my membership
card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You
haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old; I only get an
erection once a month, but I fart 20 times a day! I'm outta here.