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brewmonkey
01-12-2005, 10:27
You Might Be A Liberal If:
1) You think that protestors outside nuclear power plants are dedicated activists, but protestors outside abortion clinics are dangerous zealots interfering with a legal activity.
2) You believe that even though the top 20 percent of taxpayers pay 80 percent of income taxes, that the rich are not paying their fair share.
3) You believe in global warming today just as firmly as you believed in global cooling back in the 1970s.
4) You mentally subtract 100 points from someone's IQ if the person speaks with a Southern accent.
5) You are dedicated to helping the poor, the downtrodden and the less fortunate, but you have never given blood.
6) You have no problem with Hollywood movie stars flying around in private jets to give speeches on the evils of SUVs.
7) You deplore prejudice and bigotry in all its forms, but think that everyone in the "red states"¯ is an idiot.
8) You are worried about how the French view Americans.
9) You believe that nativity scenes should be banned from public view, but that anyone objecting to pornography only has to look the other way.
Sacamuelas
01-12-2005, 10:55
You might be a redneck if. . ..
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God. . "
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might still say Christmas, instead of "Winter Festible".
You bow your head when someone prays.
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You've never burned an American flag.
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
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If you got this message it is because I believe that you, like me have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this post.
God Bless the USA.
Archer06
01-12-2005, 11:28
You might be a liberal if…
You believe abortion is OK but Capital punishment is cruel…
shootandloot
01-12-2005, 15:26
You might be a liberal (or deranged) if you think Hillary Clinton is a very nice lady (or if you think she's hot :eek: )
You might be a liberal (or deranged) if you think Hillary Clinton is a very nice lady (or if you think she's hot :eek: )
I did say and think, that Hillary was hot. :lifter
I just happen to see her ankles when she bent over. I was "w/o someone" at the time and it was just a fleeting thought.
"The mind can play some serious tricks on you."
brewmonkey
01-12-2005, 16:10
I did say and think, that Hillary was hot. :lifter
I just happen to see her ankles when she bent over. I was "w/o someone" at the time and it was just a fleeting thought.
"The mind can play some serious tricks on you."
Dude, that's like saying the blonde at the counter is hot only to have them turn round and find out it's a guy. :eek:
scubasam
01-12-2005, 17:00
are you trying to say you wouldn't "hate fuck" her??.. I know I would.. grab that hair.. oh.. sorry, don't mind me
Kyobanim
01-12-2005, 19:12
You might be a liberal if…
You believe abortion is OK but Capital punishment is cruel…
I believe that abortion is the decision of the mother and father, not the govt., nor left or right leaning citizens. I don't believe it should be used as birth control or paid for by the govt. I think Capital punishment is OK as long as the person convicted really did do the crime. There's over zealous DAs that just want a conviction, not the facts.
What's that make me?
I believe that abortion is the decision of the mother and father, not the govt., nor left or right leaning citizens. I don't believe it should be used as birth control or paid for by the govt. I think Capital punishment is OK as long as the person convicted really did do the crime. There's over zealous DAs that just want a conviction, not the facts.
What's that make me?
I was looking for COMEDY...lmao.
Kyobanim
01-12-2005, 19:31
Oh yeah, and I wouldn't hit Hilary no matter how long it had been, even if she was wearing french maid lingerie; spiked heels; with fishnet stockings, you know, the kind that have the line up the back; NO, NO, NO, don't take them off!
:eek: Run Awaaaaaay!!
Oh yeah, and I wouldn't hit Hilary no matter how long it had been, even if she was wearing french maid lingerie; spiked heels; with fishnet stockings, you know, the kind that have the line up the back; NO, NO, NO, don't take them off!
:eek: Run Awaaaaaay!!
Kyo, It will take me months to scorch/sear this image from my mind..... words hurt...and the aforementioned are like daggers to my sex drive... stabbing over and over...(RL - AL do I have a case?)
Originally Posted by Guy
I did say and think, that Hillary was hot
Guy, In just about every other state but yours brother, this statement would get you a 72hr stay in the "big observation fish tank". Its time to come east... way east.......we have left a ticket at the Greyhound Terminal for you.
Roguish Lawyer
01-12-2005, 20:18
I did say and think, that Hillary was hot. :lifter
I just happen to see her ankles when she bent over. I was "w/o someone" at the time and it was just a fleeting thought.
"The mind can play some serious tricks on you."
Dude, you need some serious help. :D
Roguish Lawyer
01-12-2005, 20:19
Kyo, It will take me months to scorch/sear this image from my mind..... words hurt...and the aforementioned are like daggers to my sex drive... stabbing over and over...(RL - AL do I have a case?)
YES!
Yuck!
The only reason I looked at her ankles was because....of what people said.
The guys were ragging my a$$ about my comment. :o At the time...I thought her ankles were pretty enticing. :p
Archer06
01-13-2005, 07:14
Hillary No, Chelsea YES!!!
Weazle23
01-13-2005, 10:01
Hillary No, Chelsea YES!!!
NO! still no!
Playing in the sandbox hasn't warped my standards that much.
Bill Joyner
01-13-2005, 12:29
Guy, I thought I'd heard it all but that tops the Ranger school lingerie model story.
I believe that abortion is the decision of the mother and father, not the govt., nor left or right leaning citizens. I don't believe it should be used as birth control or paid for by the govt. I think Capital punishment is OK as long as the person convicted really did do the crime. There's over zealous DAs that just want a conviction, not the facts.
What's that make me?
Perhaps abortion should be retroactive to age 18 - gives the parents more time to think about it.
Guy, I thought I'd heard it all but that tops the Ranger school lingerie model story.
Have mercy on your soul!
The only reason I did that was because..."I thought I was sick." :o
I looked at Hillary "dead in the face" and I'm telling you guys...Hillary looked pretty good with that pants suit on.
The boots she were wearing came up to just, above the ankle bone.
Because of her tardiness, which resulted in us, having to stand out there for awhile. Negated all the "fleeting fantasy" or thoughts I had of her.
That was a long ass day when she came over. SOBs were every where (the media). Looked liked damn rats with cameras trying to get a picture.
I made every damn Iraqi...get the hell out of the hallway. I even had Americans close their doors, that's all I needed...to get killed watching her. :eek:
And before anyone asks....
"Yes I would have protected her with my life...if my boss was out there...then she would have been on her own." :)