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[SouthernDZ]

Letter to the Editor. It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become. Perhaps you can help me with finding a label, the following is a recap of my current identity:

I was born a white male, which makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which makes me homophobic.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.

I am older than 65 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.

I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-socialist.

I acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.


Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I am anymore! BTW, my newest problem is I'm not sure which bathroom I should use​!​ ​​

[bblhead672]

Letter to the Editor. It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become. Perhaps you can help me with finding a label, the following is a recap of my current identity:

I was born a white male, which makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which makes me homophobic.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.

I am older than 65 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.

I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-socialist.

I acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.


Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I am anymore! BTW, my newest problem is I'm not sure which bathroom I should use​!​ ​​

How about "American"?

And I believe you've earned the right to use whichever bathroom is easiest for you!

[sg1987]

You forgot to add that you live in Texas, therefore the good Lord has smiled upon you!:lifter

[Penn]

Well Done!

I have to copy and post this on my FB page just to gauge the reaction.

[Sdiver]

You forgot to add that you live in Texas, therefore the good Lord has smiled upon you!:lifter

As well as ... You're a Veteran, which makes you a Domestic Terrorist.