Spartan359
01-09-2005, 04:48
Harry Peters went to the US NCIS to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?"
"Yes, I served two tours in Viet Nam."
Good, that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"
"I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they declared me disabled. It doesn't affect my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you. I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 7 to 3 thirty, plus two hours of overtime a day. Come on in about 10 tomorrow, and we'll get you started."
"If working hours start at 7, why do you want me to come at 10?"
"Well, this is a government organization. We don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point your coming in for that."
"Yes, I served two tours in Viet Nam."
Good, that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"
"I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they declared me disabled. It doesn't affect my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you. I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 7 to 3 thirty, plus two hours of overtime a day. Come on in about 10 tomorrow, and we'll get you started."
"If working hours start at 7, why do you want me to come at 10?"
"Well, this is a government organization. We don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point your coming in for that."